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littlemissmartypants

(36,230 posts) Wed Jul 8, 2026, 08:53 AM Jul 8

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How I Became Erling Haaland, Documentary

Enjoy!

❤️⚽️❤️pants

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How I Became Erling Haaland, Documentary (Original Post) littlemissmartypants Jul 8 OP

I must point out True Dough Jul 8 #1

I'm just sizing up the potential competition, my dear friend. littlemissmartypants Jul 8 #2

Understood. True Dough Jul 8 #3

👍🤓 littlemissmartypants Jul 8 #4

You too, LMSP! True Dough Jul 8 #5

Have you Googled Erling Haaland's name today, LMSP? True Dough Jul 10 #6

Is my screen going to hit me with a soccer ball or play a chant while vikings row? littlemissmartypants Jul 10 #7

Yes, it will test your reflexes! True Dough Jul 10 #8

Snort.. littlemissmartypants Jul 10 #9

Spain or Belgium, True? littlemissmartypants Jul 10 #10

I have to be honest, True Dough Jul 10 #12

Belgium is supposedly the underdog. But intuitively... littlemissmartypants Jul 10 #15

I'll put True Dough Jul 10 #16

Thanks. littlemissmartypants Jul 10 #17

The good news is True Dough Jul 10 #19

You know, True Dough Jul 10 #18

It was close. littlemissmartypants Saturday #20

Whatever it takes True Dough Saturday #21

OK, that took me a while because I had forced closed it... littlemissmartypants Jul 10 #11

You have a sixth sense! True Dough Jul 10 #13

I really think I do. I'm really intuitive or have an overactive imagination. 😄 littlemissmartypants Jul 10 #14

Sorry about France's fate, LMSP! True Dough Wednesday #22

True Dough

(27,879 posts)

1. I must point out

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Original post)

Wed Jul 8, 2026, 09:04 AM

Jul 8

that he is not French, LMSP!

littlemissmartypants

(36,230 posts)

2. I'm just sizing up the potential competition, my dear friend.

Reply to True Dough (Reply #1)

Wed Jul 8, 2026, 09:09 AM

Jul 8

🇫🇷⚽️🇫🇷

True Dough

(27,879 posts)

3. Understood.

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #2)

Wed Jul 8, 2026, 09:11 AM

Jul 8

Always good to have intel, particularly of a visual sort.

littlemissmartypants

(36,230 posts)

4. 👍🤓

Reply to True Dough (Reply #3)

Wed Jul 8, 2026, 09:28 AM

Jul 8

Have a wonderful day, True. 🌞❤️

True Dough

(27,879 posts)

5. You too, LMSP!

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #4)

Wed Jul 8, 2026, 10:50 AM

Jul 8

Don't squint too much while you're doing your research!

True Dough

(27,879 posts)

6. Have you Googled Erling Haaland's name today, LMSP?

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 07:52 AM

Jul 10

If not, I recommend you give it a try and see what happens.

littlemissmartypants

(36,230 posts)

7. Is my screen going to hit me with a soccer ball or play a chant while vikings row?

Reply to True Dough (Reply #6)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 10:43 AM

Jul 10

And do I have to use Google? 😕

And ...
Vive la France!
😃🇫🇷❤️🇫🇷😃

True Dough

(27,879 posts)

8. Yes, it will test your reflexes!

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #7)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 12:00 PM

Jul 10

littlemissmartypants

(36,230 posts)

9. Snort..

Reply to True Dough (Reply #8)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 12:07 PM

Jul 10

🤭😄🤓

littlemissmartypants

(36,230 posts)

10. Spain or Belgium, True?

Reply to True Dough (Reply #8)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 12:12 PM

Jul 10

True Dough

(27,879 posts)

12. I have to be honest,

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #10)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 12:20 PM

Jul 10

I don't follow FIFA closely enough to have a sense of who should win. I'd be happy for either team.

Who's your pick?

littlemissmartypants

(36,230 posts)

15. Belgium is supposedly the underdog. But intuitively...

Reply to True Dough (Reply #12)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 12:27 PM

Jul 10

I think Belgium could win.

True Dough

(27,879 posts)

16. I'll put

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #15)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 12:43 PM

Jul 10

$100 on Belgium then!

Kidding! But I trust your intuition. Belgium it is!

littlemissmartypants

(36,230 posts)

17. Thanks.

Reply to True Dough (Reply #16)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 12:56 PM

Jul 10

True Dough

(27,879 posts)

19. The good news is

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #17)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 06:23 PM

Jul 10

I still have my house!

True Dough

(27,879 posts)

18. You know,

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #15)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 06:22 PM

Jul 10

even Carnac the Magnificent never batted 1.000!

littlemissmartypants

(36,230 posts)

20. It was close.

Reply to True Dough (Reply #18)

Sat Jul 11, 2026, 05:27 AM

Saturday

Now I have to consult the spirits.

I'll be locked in the library for a few hours then out in the garden with my instruments of witchery and tools for future forecasting.

🤓🪄💫💥

True Dough

(27,879 posts)

21. Whatever it takes

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #20)

Sat Jul 11, 2026, 05:49 AM

Saturday

to get France into the finals!

littlemissmartypants

(36,230 posts)

11. OK, that took me a while because I had forced closed it...

Reply to True Dough (Reply #8)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 12:19 PM

Jul 10

So I did guess correctly...
And it was pretty funny.

Thanks, True, for being a friend.

❤️👍

True Dough

(27,879 posts)

13. You have a sixth sense!

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #11)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 12:22 PM

Jul 10

That viking rowing is really catching on!

littlemissmartypants

(36,230 posts)

14. I really think I do. I'm really intuitive or have an overactive imagination. 😄

Reply to True Dough (Reply #13)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 12:25 PM

Jul 10

True Dough

(27,879 posts)

22. Sorry about France's fate, LMSP!

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Original post)

Wed Jul 15, 2026, 10:33 AM

Wednesday

But in more reassuring news...

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