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Anyone Hungry for BAGELS (Original Post)
Heddi
Aug 2015
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rexcat
(3,622 posts)1. When I think of bagels...
I think of ears or other hole things. Ohhhhh...
Cartoonist
(7,579 posts)2. Bagel Envy

Heddi
(18,312 posts)9. I can guess the religion of that hotdog
I bet
RussBLib
(10,003 posts)3. pizza in the mornin'
pizza in the evening
pizza any fuckin' time
there's a time for pizza
but it ain't with bagels
Heddi
(18,312 posts)4. stick it in your ear
that's right. IN YOUR EAR
mr blur
(7,753 posts)5. There's no need to bring Catholic sex into this...

RussBLib
(10,003 posts)6. the bagel? or the pizza?
or that metaphysical something that covers all?
AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)7. Boiled pizza dough?

I prefer a bagel with crean cheese and bacon. Yes, you may toast it 1st.
progressoid
(51,753 posts)8. How about a Mobius Bagel?

Cartoonist
(7,579 posts)10. NSFW

trotsky
(49,533 posts)11. ZOMG! That's gay sex without the bagel!
Who would do such a thing? I'd better ask a priest.
uriel1972
(4,261 posts)12. Aural sex?
I thought that was only for the Holy Ghost.