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Atheists & Agnostics
Related: About this forumJust spent 2 minutes on Facebook and learned 2 things.
1. Obama banned pork in prisons. And Muslims ban pork. So that's more evidence that Obama is a Muslim/Islamist.
2. If chemo treatments made your hair fall out and it grew back even thicker, that's proof that GOD IS GREAT!
I need new friends.

Warpy
(113,840 posts)1. Obama doesn't have the time to micromanage the kitchens of 50 state prison systems, let alone the power to do it.
2. Chemo makes the first hair growth curly but no thicker. Within 3 months, hair reverts to its pre chemo condition in most patients. Chemicals are responsible, not god.
Then unfriend and block. That's all.
progressoid
(51,753 posts)I didn't unfriend, but I did un-follow. I won't see their posts. I will, however, see them next summer at a family reunion.
Warpy
(113,840 posts)They might be easier to deal with if you're pissed.
progressoid
(51,753 posts)There will libations!
At least for some of us. The more Calvinist side go to bed early.
AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)Family are merely a bunch of strangers you are forced to interact with.... even if you don't want to.
olddots
(10,237 posts)is I shouldn't be on facebook .
Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)Goblinmonger
(22,340 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,088 posts)the smoke alarms we put up have secret cameras/microphones to track us in our houses
and
when the Government is ready, they will release gases from them to kill us all in our homes.
I happen to think that is true, btw
'cause I read it on the internet!!!!!
onager
(9,356 posts)And completely plausible, except for the part about the government killing off taxpayers.
I'd certainly believe the alarms will release a gas to knock us out temporarily. So we can be transported to the secret Muslim-feminist-gay re-education camps in Canada. Hey Minutemen of America! We don't need a wall to keep the Meskins out. We need a wall to protect us from those scheming semi-French mooseheads to the North! HELP!
beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)
A HERETIC I AM
(24,818 posts)beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)Yes they are.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)I mean, great hair is worth any price, even death ... amIright?
progressoid
(51,753 posts)Jokerman
(3,548 posts)and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn't believe anything."
-- David St. Hubbins
progressoid
(51,753 posts)David St. Hubbins: It's such a fine line between stupid, and uh...
Nigel Tufnel: Clever.
David St. Hubbins: Yeah, and clever.



AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)St. Hubbins.... the patron saint of quality footwear.
http://list25.com/25-outrageous-shoes-that-are-sure-to-turn-heads/
progressoid
(51,753 posts)
AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)..... just don't wear these in the rain!
Brainstormy
(2,489 posts)Do they come in linguini?
DetlefK
(16,670 posts)Isn't there a less convoluted method?