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Gore1FL

(22,577 posts) Fri Mar 18, 2016, 12:59 AM Mar 2016

Tyler man says he found fossils from Noah's flood

http://www.kcentv.com/story/31489791/tyler-man-says-he-found-fossils-from-noahs-flood

TYLER (KYTX) - One East Texas man believes he found fossils from Noah’s flood and a self-proclaimed fossil expert says he's right.

“From Noah’s flood to my front yard, how much better can it get,” Wayne Propst said.

Propst is stunned. He was helping his aunt lay some dirt outside her home in Tyler when he found this.

“What's really interesting to me is we're talking about the largest catastrophe known to man, the flood that engulfed the entire world,” Propst said.

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More can be found at the link. There is just so much wrong with this story it's worth the short read for the laughs.

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Tyler man says he found fossils from Noah's flood (Original Post) Gore1FL Mar 2016 OP

"It's astounding! Right here, we can see the shoreline where the tidal wave of total bullshit broke Warren DeMontague Mar 2016 #1

Just when you think there's so much stupid in circulation that we must be running short of stupid Binkie The Clown Mar 2016 #2

+1 mountain grammy Mar 2016 #6

Why would they even report this? progressoid Mar 2016 #3

George Carlin said it all. bvf Mar 2016 #4

WRONG. The angel Moroni put that pebble there. He's a heretic. DetlefK Mar 2016 #5

Is this satire? frogmarch Mar 2016 #7

You obviously have never visited Tyler TX. Curmudgeoness Mar 2016 #9

Aw, no comments? Those are always the best part. beam me up scottie Mar 2016 #8

Good thing God stamped them "property of Noah's Ark" rurallib Mar 2016 #10

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)

1. "It's astounding! Right here, we can see the shoreline where the tidal wave of total bullshit broke

Reply to Gore1FL (Original post)

Fri Mar 18, 2016, 01:15 AM

Mar 2016

and then receded, leaving behind a loamy shore of unmitigated nonsense and unadulterated gibberish"

Binkie The Clown

(7,911 posts)

2. Just when you think there's so much stupid in circulation that we must be running short of stupid

Reply to Gore1FL (Original post)

Fri Mar 18, 2016, 02:16 AM

Mar 2016

a fresh vein of stupid is unearthed providing us with a supply of stupid that could last decades, if not a whole generation.

Mankind, it seems, is likely never to run out of stupid after all.