Welcome to DU!
The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards.
Join the community:
Create a free account
Support DU (and get rid of ads!):
Become a Star Member
Latest Breaking News
Editorials & Other Articles
General Discussion
The DU Lounge
All Forums
Issue Forums
Culture Forums
Alliance Forums
Region Forums
Support Forums
Help & Search
Pick Your
Battles
Get Ur Rest
Look for Joy
We have
A Big Fight
Ahead
Battles
Get Ur Rest
Look for Joy
We have
A Big Fight
Ahead
You still
have time to
to send some
money DU`s
way. Support
the summer
fund drive!
have time to
to send some
money DU`s
way. Support
the summer
fund drive!
I have
DU friends
everywhere.
Rebellions
are built
on HOPE
DU
keeps
HOPE
alive
Thank you
EarlG
Check out
all the stickies
on Grovelbot's
Big Board!
all the stickies
on Grovelbot's
Big Board!
Atheists & Agnostics
Related: About this forumCast That First Stone With the Jesus Slingshot!

http://culturainquieta.com/en/arte/diseno/item/7028-cast-that-first-stone-with-the-jesus-slingshot.html
(With all due respect..) Youve tried church. Youve tried prayer. Youve even sacrificed the fatted calf, but God still wont smite your enemies. Get The Jesus Slingshot, new from My Left Behind Toys! The Jesus Slingshot will help you do unto others before they can do unto you!
(With all due respect..) Youve tried church. Youve tried prayer. Youve even sacrificed the fatted calf, but God still wont smite your enemies. Get The Jesus Slingshot, new from My Left Behind Toys! The Jesus Slingshot will help you do unto others before they can do unto you!

I want one! I wouldn't shoot anyone or anything with it. I'd hang it on a wall. It'd be a great conversation piece.
8 replies
= new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight:
NoneDon't highlight anything
5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies

Cast That First Stone With the Jesus Slingshot! (Original Post)
frogmarch
May 2016
OP
mr blur
(7,753 posts)1. That is completely tasteless and, I'm sure, bound to give offense.
I'll take five!
NeoGreen
(4,033 posts)2. Those stones need a higher...
... coefficient of sphericity.
That way they will have a better chance to hit their intended targets.
just sayin'
truebrit71
(20,805 posts)3. ROFLMAO!!!!



rurallib
(64,070 posts)4. just like David slew Goliath with!
AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)5. Hey look!!!
You can do "Jesus Skipping Rope" with it too!
frogmarch
(12,244 posts)6. Took me a minute.

awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)7. Only if it comes with free artwork...

frogmarch
(12,244 posts)8. Oh, yeah!
That's a goody!