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Goblinmonger

(22,340 posts) Mon Aug 22, 2016, 02:59 PM Aug 2016

I'm starting a new teaching gig this week.

I would appreciate it if you would all fart for me so that it goes well. It would mean a lot.

Thanks.

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I'm starting a new teaching gig this week. (Original Post) Goblinmonger Aug 2016 OP

Tootin' one out for you now, Gobs Heddi Aug 2016 #1

Farting so hard for you right now! n/t trotsky Aug 2016 #2

Not too hard, now awoke_in_2003 Aug 2016 #13

Playin' a tune for ya, GM. deucemagnet Aug 2016 #3

Cleared the room for ya there, brother. n/t A HERETIC I AM Aug 2016 #4

Petitioning for a fart circle group Lordquinton Aug 2016 #5

Eating beans tonight . Rainforestgoddess Aug 2016 #6

Good luck. Sending lots of farts your way. Curmudgeoness Aug 2016 #7

Done! Iggo Aug 2016 #8

Up on one butt cheek as I type this. -nt Freelancer Aug 2016 #9

Oops, just pooped a little EvolveOrConvolve Aug 2016 #10

Lucky for you nil desperandum Aug 2016 #11

I am having the whole family fart for you rurallib Aug 2016 #12

Just awoke_in_2003 Aug 2016 #14

You are in my farts, Gob. edhopper Aug 2016 #15

Big sweet one! immoderate Aug 2016 #16

So...? How did the first week go? progressoid Aug 2016 #17

Hope our gas made for a good week.. mountain grammy Aug 2016 #18

I can do one better... NeoGreen Aug 2016 #19

Thanks for your farts; they have clearly worked. Goblinmonger Aug 2016 #20

Heddi

(18,312 posts)

1. Tootin' one out for you now, Gobs

Reply to Goblinmonger (Original post)

Mon Aug 22, 2016, 03:00 PM

Aug 2016

Anything for a friend

trotsky

(49,533 posts)

2. Farting so hard for you right now! n/t

Reply to Goblinmonger (Original post)

Mon Aug 22, 2016, 03:03 PM

Aug 2016

awoke_in_2003

(34,582 posts)

13. Not too hard, now

Reply to trotsky (Reply #2)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 10:04 PM

Aug 2016

Or you will be trotsky'ing to the bathroom for cleanup

deucemagnet

(4,549 posts)

3. Playin' a tune for ya, GM.

Reply to Goblinmonger (Original post)

Mon Aug 22, 2016, 03:44 PM

Aug 2016

http://www.burpandfartpiano.com/

A HERETIC I AM

(24,835 posts)

4. Cleared the room for ya there, brother. n/t

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Mon Aug 22, 2016, 04:19 PM

Aug 2016

Lordquinton

(7,886 posts)

5. Petitioning for a fart circle group

Reply to Goblinmonger (Original post)

Mon Aug 22, 2016, 04:47 PM

Aug 2016

May your new class be less stinky.

Rainforestgoddess

(436 posts)

6. Eating beans tonight .

Reply to Goblinmonger (Original post)

Mon Aug 22, 2016, 05:53 PM

Aug 2016

Just for you!

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)

7. Good luck. Sending lots of farts your way.

Reply to Goblinmonger (Original post)

Mon Aug 22, 2016, 06:43 PM

Aug 2016

I will ask all my friends to fart for you too.

Iggo

(49,392 posts)

8. Done!

Reply to Goblinmonger (Original post)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 01:35 PM

Aug 2016

Hope it helps!

Freelancer

(2,107 posts)

9. Up on one butt cheek as I type this. -nt

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Tue Aug 23, 2016, 07:59 PM

Aug 2016

EvolveOrConvolve

(6,452 posts)

10. Oops, just pooped a little

Reply to Goblinmonger (Original post)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 10:18 PM

Aug 2016

Thanks GM!

nil desperandum

(654 posts)

11. Lucky for you

Reply to Goblinmonger (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 02:33 PM

Aug 2016

I had beans and chili dogs with onions last night....this will be a non-issue, in fact I suspect I'll have little choice in the matter for the rest of the day.

rurallib

(64,387 posts)

12. I am having the whole family fart for you

Reply to Goblinmonger (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 08:30 PM

Aug 2016

including the cats.

Did you feel a vibe? Fluffy just offered one up.

awoke_in_2003

(34,582 posts)

14. Just

Reply to Goblinmonger (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 10:05 PM

Aug 2016

Farted in your general direction

edhopper

(36,831 posts)

15. You are in my farts, Gob.

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Sat Aug 27, 2016, 08:42 AM

Aug 2016

immoderate

(20,885 posts)

16. Big sweet one!

Reply to Goblinmonger (Original post)

Mon Aug 29, 2016, 07:29 PM

Aug 2016

That's how I roll.

--imm

progressoid

(52,290 posts)

17. So...? How did the first week go?

Reply to Goblinmonger (Original post)

Tue Aug 30, 2016, 11:04 AM

Aug 2016

Did our farts help?

mountain grammy

(28,424 posts)

18. Hope our gas made for a good week..

Reply to Goblinmonger (Original post)

Tue Aug 30, 2016, 12:08 PM

Aug 2016

Good luck on that teaching gig.

NeoGreen

(4,035 posts)

19. I can do one better...

Reply to Goblinmonger (Original post)

Tue Aug 30, 2016, 12:22 PM

Aug 2016

...

Plus, it seems apropos in light of "other" threads...

Goblinmonger

(22,340 posts)

20. Thanks for your farts; they have clearly worked.

Reply to Goblinmonger (Original post)

Tue Aug 30, 2016, 12:23 PM

Aug 2016

Students start on Thursday, but so far the new school has been awesome and very welcoming. All as a result of your awesome farts.

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