I didn't feel a thing.

I'm sure if I'd known I'd would now be a pile of ash or something, but darn, that flaming sword missed me this time. Maybe next time better luck.

white I was sleeping. If so, I hope this one is a dimension where TFG doesn't exist.

Over people being atheist?

Geeze, if wishes were horses we'd all be trampled to death.

You'd think they could aim them things better what with Gawd helping them

The ones who didn't survive can't respond.

🤣

I'm sure they'll keep trying.

There are between 8,000 and 12,000 gods that are worshiped.

I was masticating my gnocchi when I felt a chill down my gnostic spine.

Must have been the agnostics praying.
Remember that early in Christian history there was a (so called) heresy among the churches.
Ultimately the 'Gnostic' teaching was defeated by orthodox opposition.
Thus the surviving dominate Christian tradition is officially opposed to "gnosticism' and thus is truly 'agnostic'.

It was just my cat trying to kill me. Not this time, you evil bastard.

instead of bullets, being the 2nd Amendment lovers they are.

That god came down and smote all of those "believers" who were using her name to usurp her power for evil purposes.

Then I realized it was just one of my cats standing on my chest looking for nom-nom's.


I'm still here and my cat s are happy.

Got up, said a prayer, ate an Indica gummy and went to sleep. Just kidding about the prayer...

Out of a family of about 25, I'm the only atheist. Our family gatherings (the bubble of ignorance), can be 'interesting'.

But I thought it was because I had been cleaning the house, including carrying the vacuum cleaner up and down the stairs.

I am nearly 78, after all.

But I am still present and accounted for, although I am more agnostic than atheist.

didn't notice anything out of the ordinary.

Still don't buy it. Better luck next time, Jethro.

Were we included?

I have never seen any god answer any prayer

The mega church preachers are PREYING to save our souls. Donations will allow you to go get your mansions and streets of gold in a white paradise for eternity.

I got better.

which is exactly how well I found prayer worked when I was a little kid my elders were trying to bully into being a Catholic.

That didn't work, either.

And planning on staying here a good while longer.

if we believer REALLY REALLY hard then MAYBE something will happen.

I still SMDH at all the people who still have this need for some supreme being.

I really didn't pay attention to the date.