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Father Guido Sarducci wants to know... (Original Post) True Dough 11 hrs ago OP
another burning question from the comin' and goin' planet lol nt msongs 11 hrs ago #1
Father Dude asked questions..... OAITW r.2.0 10 hrs ago #2
My question for the Father. multigraincracker 10 hrs ago #3
I have made that argument for a very long time. God created Adam and Steve not Adam and Eve. state of stupid 8 hrs ago #5
adam's rib was XY and must use the appropriate bathroom. rampartd 6 hrs ago #8
Genesis 1:27. spike jones 10 hrs ago #4
wow, he's 83 years old orleans 8 hrs ago #6
In honor of Father Guido Sarducci. WARNING, ugly bastards portrayed below. If this bothers you I will try Calzones next usonian 8 hrs ago #7
Yuck! True Dough 5 hrs ago #9
That visual is now burned into my retinas. Dr. T 4 hrs ago #10
Good for your heart. usonian 1 hr ago #12
Just yesterday, the girlfriend gave me the proccessed meat speech. Dr. T 1 hr ago #13
His Citizen Laslo books are hilarious SomedayKindaLove 2 hrs ago #11
I do wish that... GiqueCee 1 min ago #14

state of stupid

(255 posts)
5. I have made that argument for a very long time. God created Adam and Steve not Adam and Eve.
Mon Jul 6, 2026, 01:17 AM
8 hrs ago

If God used, as the bible suggests material from Adam to form another human being then you
have a clone, (Adam and Steve); God then does a custom genetic realignment to turn Steve female.
Since Adam was the one to name this new creation and it did not look like him (Steve), he simply
left off the St and called the new creation Eve.

rampartd

(5,691 posts)
8. adam's rib was XY and must use the appropriate bathroom.
Mon Jul 6, 2026, 03:24 AM
6 hrs ago

my take on "image and likeness." might be referring to cellular structure, or at the level of dna itself.

if a soul or a spiritual being exists at all it appears to exist outside of our sensory range. what could image and likeness mean that can not be perceived?

spike jones

(2,035 posts)
4. Genesis 1:27.
Sun Jul 5, 2026, 11:44 PM
10 hrs ago

"So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."

God is intersex. Male and Female.

usonian

(27,339 posts)
7. In honor of Father Guido Sarducci. WARNING, ugly bastards portrayed below. If this bothers you I will try Calzones next
Mon Jul 6, 2026, 01:49 AM
8 hrs ago

Last edited Mon Jul 6, 2026, 08:57 AM - Edit history (1)

FIND THE PEDOS IN THE PEPPERONI PIZZA!

usonian

(27,339 posts)
12. Good for your heart.
Mon Jul 6, 2026, 08:54 AM
1 hr ago

I actually forgot which forum this was posted in.

IN THAT CASE, The original "Popes in the Pizza" might have been even more disturbing to you, though I doubt that someone captured it off the TV screen from way back when.

Maybe I'll put up a warning. Imagine how tough it is on us computer "artists"!

I hate these monsters.

Dr. T

(850 posts)
13. Just yesterday, the girlfriend gave me the proccessed meat speech.
Mon Jul 6, 2026, 09:07 AM
1 hr ago

She couldn't convince me, but that picture achieved her desired result.

SomedayKindaLove

(1,205 posts)
11. His Citizen Laslo books are hilarious
Mon Jul 6, 2026, 07:45 AM
2 hrs ago

And highly recommended. Skewers Nixon and lots of his cronies in a guise as Nixon’s #1 fan.

GiqueCee

(5,177 posts)
14. I do wish that...
Mon Jul 6, 2026, 10:08 AM
1 min ago

... meme creators would make more of an effort to understand punctuation. The commas after "God" and "Man" do not belong there.
It's still funny, though!

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