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Gun Control Reform Activism

tosh

(4,453 posts) Mon Feb 15, 2016, 05:50 PM Feb 2016

114

OMG what a HOOT!! The NRA is calling...

Okay, a few years ago the NRA called and asked for MR tosh and would not speak to me. Didn't matter, we both share the same views on whatever the NRA might want to talk about, but they weren't having it.

So just now, NRA shows on the caller ID so I answer just for fun. They actually ask for ME - MS tosh!! Cool!

Young woman tells me that Wayne La Pierre has some words for me and she will come back on the line to get my reaction so will I hold? SURE!!

Recording of Wayne spouting all of that paranoid, poor us BS and naming names (Obama, Hillary, Bloomburg) and "we don't have the media on our side", "we don't have billions", and on and on.

Then some guy comes on and asked me if I heard it. Why, yes, I did. Well, what did I think? I told him enthusiastically that it was the most hilarious stuff I'd heard in weeks!

Guess what? He HUNG UP ON ME!!!

Delicate flowers, those.

Thanks for letting me share!

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OMG what a HOOT!! The NRA is calling... (Original Post) tosh Feb 2016 OP

I would have said that was example of the pure paranoia of gun humpers Skittles Feb 2016 #1

Oh yes, they're very delicate flowers with easily bruised sensibilities. n flamin lib Feb 2016 #2

I'd ask safeinOhio Feb 2016 #3

...oh yeah, and how 'bout Ted fucking 14-year old girls... Raster Feb 2016 #4

Make that 13 safeinOhio Feb 2016 #5

perfect oldandhappy Feb 2016 #6

Thanks for sharing the fun. TryLogic Feb 2016 #7

Remember where all these guns came from. DrBulldog Feb 2016 #8

The hills are alive with the sound of NRA butthurt! Feeling the Bern Feb 2016 #9

Snarknado sarge43 Feb 2016 #10

I would have replied elmac Feb 2016 #11

Aww, sensitive little suckers aren't they? mountain grammy Feb 2016 #12

My reply would probaby be: Is he off his meds again? nt avebury Feb 2016 #13

Thanks for the yuks! SusanaMontana41 Feb 2016 #14

We've been getting calls that show NRA on our caller ID but we have never answered. Marie Marie Feb 2016 #15

That's funny! DrewFlorida Feb 2016 #16

And yet there are people on DU who are openly allowed to defend them. ProudToBeBlueInRhody Feb 2016 #17

If they call again ask them to send you information via snail mail. flamin lib Feb 2016 #18

really cool thank-you for sharing mgmaggiemg Feb 2016 #19

Skittles

(166,798 posts)

1. I would have said that was example of the pure paranoia of gun humpers

Reply to tosh (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 05:51 PM

Feb 2016

GAWD THEY ARE SUCH FUCKING COWARDS

flamin lib

(14,559 posts)

2. Oh yes, they're very delicate flowers with easily bruised sensibilities. n

Reply to tosh (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 05:54 PM

Feb 2016

safeinOhio

(36,145 posts)

3. I'd ask

Reply to tosh (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 06:21 PM

Feb 2016

Did Ted really crap his pants for a week and not change em to get out of the draft?

Raster

(21,004 posts)

4. ...oh yeah, and how 'bout Ted fucking 14-year old girls...

Reply to safeinOhio (Reply #3)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 06:39 PM

Feb 2016

...isn't that illegal IN EVERY STATE? Doesn't that make Teddy-Boy Shittypants a pedophile?

safeinOhio

(36,145 posts)

5. Make that 13

Reply to Raster (Reply #4)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 06:50 PM

Feb 2016

oldandhappy

(6,719 posts)

6. perfect

Reply to tosh (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 07:02 PM

Feb 2016

You are the role model. If they call me I will not try to reason with them. Just say the hilarious bit. Love it. Thank you.

TryLogic

(2,229 posts)

7. Thanks for sharing the fun.

Reply to tosh (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 07:09 PM

Feb 2016

DrBulldog

(841 posts)

8. Remember where all these guns came from.

Reply to tosh (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 07:16 PM

Feb 2016

It all came from Scalia's district court decision years ago, overriding 200 years of judicial interpretation of the Second Amendment as referring only to state police and national guard to maintain local security. The same original interpretation that we all learned in high school civics class many years ago . . . and the same original interpretation any idiot capable of parsing English would have agreed with.

Good riddance.

Feeling the Bern

(3,839 posts)

9. The hills are alive with the sound of NRA butthurt!

Reply to tosh (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 07:17 PM

Feb 2016

sarge43

(29,169 posts)

10. Snarknado

Reply to Feeling the Bern (Reply #9)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 07:21 PM

Feb 2016

elmac

(4,642 posts)

11. I would have replied

Reply to tosh (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 07:24 PM

Feb 2016

Son, that dog don't hunt!

mountain grammy

(28,106 posts)

12. Aww, sensitive little suckers aren't they?

Reply to tosh (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 07:32 PM

Feb 2016

avebury

(11,153 posts)

13. My reply would probaby be: Is he off his meds again? nt

Reply to tosh (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 07:38 PM

Feb 2016

SusanaMontana41

(3,233 posts)

14. Thanks for the yuks!

Reply to tosh (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 07:56 PM

Feb 2016

Marie Marie

(10,472 posts)

15. We've been getting calls that show NRA on our caller ID but we have never answered.

Reply to tosh (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 07:57 PM

Feb 2016

Might have to rethink that and have some fun!

DrewFlorida

(1,096 posts)

16. That's funny!

Reply to tosh (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 08:26 PM

Feb 2016

ProudToBeBlueInRhody

(16,399 posts)

17. And yet there are people on DU who are openly allowed to defend them.

Reply to tosh (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 08:48 PM

Feb 2016

Under the guise of "not being an NRA member, just a concerned Democrat (sic) gun owner".

flamin lib

(14,559 posts)

18. If they call again ask them to send you information via snail mail.

Reply to tosh (Original post)

Tue Feb 16, 2016, 04:12 PM

Feb 2016

Go ahead and give them your home address. You will get solicitations to join for years. It costs 47c for them to send the solicitation plus the cost of printing etc. Put expired coupons in the envelope and mail it back at a cost to them of another 47c. Over the next few years you'll cost them $20-30.

mgmaggiemg

(869 posts)

19. really cool thank-you for sharing

Reply to tosh (Original post)

Sun Feb 21, 2016, 10:43 PM

Feb 2016

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