Investing in Trump

Investing gf's money into Trump businesses.
Sent this to girlfriend's family. She is getting vascular dementia, so I handle her bills and such. Her daughter is not happy that I have access to much of her money.

They are solid Trumpers. They were absolutely horrified that I would really do it.
Daughter called me just before midnight when she read the email.
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_______'s investments are not doing that well. I'm going to have her cash out all of her stocks, money market accounts, and other investments. Her house has a huge amount of equity for a home loan.
Put the money into a sure thing, a golden opportunity, all from a known, successful businessman, Donald J Trump.
It is wise to diversify, so half will go to his stock, DJT, and half to his crypto currency. The stock is down slightly so it is a good opportunity before he brings it back up with his business acumen.
His crypto currency will be partially managed/advised by his three capable sons... Looking forward to great returns from a brilliant businessman with no risk of downside.
It's no wonder people have such great faith in him.
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Her brother believed it. Her daughter called me just before midnight. She was so worried it might be true.

Daughter so Trumpian that she would not acknowledge Trump's dishonesty.
Said Trump is a millionaire and does not need Mom's money.
Yeah..... "millionaire".

Her son knew I would not do such a foolish thing.
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So, who profited greatly by investing in Trump? --- Putin.
But he did not buy Trump stock or Trump crypto.
He bought Trump.