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Rhiannon12866

(257,037 posts)
Wed Apr 22, 2026, 06:13 AM 11 hrs ago

"Which Will Last Longer, Kash Patel or My Bananas?" Kimmel 🤣 - LateNight



Kimmel and Colbert roast FBI director, Kash Patel, after the recent Atlantic report about him.

The Atlantic just published a report alleging FBI Director Kash Patel has been drinking excessively on the job and is paranoid about getting fired — and Kimmel and Colbert delivered the roast he deserved.

Featuring the sharpest punchlines from both shows, back to back.

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"Which Will Last Longer, Kash Patel or My Bananas?" Kimmel 🤣 - LateNight (Original Post) Rhiannon12866 11 hrs ago OP
When my bananas Just Jerome 10 hrs ago #1
Hopefully this gag will be as effective as the "head of lettuce" joke that marked British PM Liz Truss' term in office. TheRickles 10 hrs ago #2
He is bananas, so no difference IronLionZion 10 hrs ago #3
Well, the bananas are smarter and definitely more sober. Ray Bruns 10 hrs ago #4
And far more useful. niyad 9 hrs ago #5
What happened to mgardener 9 hrs ago #6
Tens of millions of Deplorable voters will NEVER be aware that these key administration individuals NoMoreRepugs 8 hrs ago #7

TheRickles

(3,448 posts)
2. Hopefully this gag will be as effective as the "head of lettuce" joke that marked British PM Liz Truss' term in office.
Wed Apr 22, 2026, 07:35 AM
10 hrs ago

She was the shortest sering PM ever (49 days) and the British media never let go of the Op Ed joke wondering which would last longer, her term in office or a head of lettuce:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_Truss_lettuce

NoMoreRepugs

(12,170 posts)
7. Tens of millions of Deplorable voters will NEVER be aware that these key administration individuals
Wed Apr 22, 2026, 08:52 AM
8 hrs ago

are no more qualified than their embarrassing drunk uncle Wally.

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