Chelsea Football Club confused as Trump refuses to leave stage after championship win [View all]

It looked as if Orangutan Prime must have thought that he himself scored the winning goal of the match and belonged on that stage with Chelsea. Unreal.

Someone needs to tape some shin guards on him and get him some cleats so he can put his athletic prowess on display for all to see. Trump probably could not carry his bulk two meters up the field much less kick a soccer ball and could not score even if had the ball taped to him and was shoved at the goal from the penalty spot.

Yet, he pathetically loves being the center of attention, right when the team's celebration is underway and they get to take a victory photograph. Who's laughing at the US now? (Hint for Trump: probably anyone in the world who follows soccer.)