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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

SheltieLover

(72,855 posts)
4. Fatally stabbed by an old sharpie used to draw nude woman in letter to pedo epstein?
Fri Jul 18, 2025, 07:45 AM
Jul 18

Slashed to death by fuentes scathing rebuke? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220491509 )

Slaughtered by Fuglesang's words: "Imagine an America where democracy might be saved by a dead pedophile." (https://democraticunderground.com/100220493261 )

Overcome with toxic fumes from burning magat hats? Eeeeeeewwwww the stench..
( https://democraticunderground.com/100220491607 )

Bludgeoned by Nancy Pelosi with a kitchen table. ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220491662 )


Run over by stampeed of catsup bottles trying to escape imminent death by rage flinging?



There was an old pedo, oh boy!

Who touted his prowress. Oh my!

His manners are nil

Many left unfulfilled

His shriveled mushroom's no toy!



There was an old pedo named don

Perverted old man on the con

Lies through his teeth

Sneers like a beast

Magats will eat him alive!




sits on golden throne

shits guts out in hanging bag

karma has her due



doddering old fool

subservient to miller

Magats eat alive



haunted by epstein

taunted from beyond the grave

past bites him in ass



beardo lusts for throne

Media liars prop up

25th for him


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13 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jul 18 OP
Funny underpants Jul 18 #1
Hope springs eternal... SheltieLover Jul 18 #7
No but he sure is trying to malaise Jul 18 #2
Sharpie infection? SheltieLover Jul 18 #8
Inked😂 malaise Jul 18 #10
JD has a little more hope this morning. gordianot Jul 18 #14
For sure malaise Jul 18 #46
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 18 #3
We're not alone in dresming... SheltieLover Jul 18 #9
Fatally stabbed by an old sharpie used to draw nude woman in letter to pedo epstein? SheltieLover Jul 18 #4
Wow Orrex Jul 18 #5
Muses just wouldn't quit... SheltieLover Jul 18 #6
I'll take any one or all malaise Jul 18 #11
We just need one, any one... SheltieLover Jul 18 #27
You're on a roll this morning! Ocelot II Jul 18 #26
The muses wouldn't quit yesterday. SheltieLover Jul 18 #28
Impressive surfered Jul 18 #31
Well done surfered Jul 18 #32
Lol SheltieLover Jul 18 #37
Ty SheltieLover Jul 18 #36
SheltieL...EPIC!..👍 MiHale Jul 18 #39
Just giving Nature some creative ideas. SheltieLover Jul 18 #40
"Heart failure 78 years ago" IronLionZion Jul 18 #12
I loved that series. niyad Jul 18 #13
It was amazing, very thoughtful with plenty of complexity in the characters and plot. I loved it. IronLionZion Jul 18 #18
That sounds like a fit SheltieLover Jul 18 #25
Please God. mwb970 Jul 18 #15
A harpoon. twodogsbarking Jul 18 #16
Get the widow on the set. Marcuse Jul 18 #17
Boys in the news room got a running bet BWdem4life Jul 18 #49
"I've got your venom cure for that venous insufficiency thing ya got going on! (Just ask RFK Jr.)" hlthe2b Jul 18 #19
Someone switches the water pills with Tik-Toks. no_hypocrisy Jul 18 #20
Soon. Epstein is coming to bring him home to hell. Joinfortmill Jul 18 #21
Today's meme CaptainTruth Jul 18 #22
Poor Piglet SheltieLover Jul 18 #24
The swelling kept increasing until he exploded in a bloody mess Blue Owl Jul 18 #23
Chronic Venous Insufficiency surfered Jul 18 #29
If it's CVI, it doesn't look like a mild case. Dulcinea Jul 18 #33
Stormy says the other thing suffered from insufficiency too. Historic NY Jul 18 #35
It can also cause blood clots, deep vein thrombosis &/ or ulcerations SheltieLover Jul 18 #38
Yep. Unless he was wearing a really puffy sock, something is amiss Orrex Jul 18 #41
His hocks look too uniformly bloated to me SheltieLover Jul 18 #42
I heard he has that Chronic Brainless Insufficiency thingy struggle4progress Jul 18 #30
Did a vein pop yet? Historic NY Jul 18 #34
Here's an optimistic thought...since KKKaroline Leavitt is incapable of uttering the truth, we can surmise that his jls4561 Jul 18 #43
There must be some mathematical formula that will describe it GopherGal Jul 18 #47
Again, not last night, Please Lord, the time is right. republianmushroom Jul 18 #44
Went to a NASCAR race CNYHarris Jul 18 #45
Getting closer by the day... BWdem4life Jul 18 #48
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