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Showing Original Post only (View all)Is he dead yet? [View all]
Dual fatality in cage match with Rupert Murdoch?
Beheaded by a Glamdring-wielding Stephen Colbert?
Torn to bits by "stupid and foolish" MAGA base (who'd still vote for him anyway, given the chance?)
Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?
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Flipped out over dismissal of suit against Woodward? ( https://democraticunderground.com/10143498157 )
SheltieLover
Saturday
#3
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap a tall building in a single bound
surfered
Saturday
#23
Yeah. My subconscious was mixing "Mighty Mouse" (memories I thought were long forgotten) with Superman
hlthe2b
Saturday
#39
Good one, although it's still early here and it took me a minute to get it.
generalbetrayus
Saturday
#19
Flushed down a golden toilet while trying to flush the Epstein files down the same toilet.
generalbetrayus
Saturday
#20
Pulmonary Edema (hands), vascular dementia, wearing a catheter, and his right leg is dragging
Botany
Saturday
#28
Leaned forward too far while admiring his "handsome" reflection in the mirror...
ShazzieB
Saturday
#41