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Chasstev365

(5,770 posts)
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 10:05 AM Saturday

When Trump dies, how will you celebrate? [View all]

A. Drag a replica of his fat, orange body by an overly long red tie through the town square like they did to Mussolini's actual body.

B. Buy all the discounted MAGA merchandise that professional grifters Ivanka, Uday, and Qusay will mark down and burn it in a public setting.

C. Buy $150 and up bottles of Scotch and go on a celebratory 3 day bender.

D. Throw a party that will make your wedding seem like a quaint garden party by comparison.

E. ALL THE ABOVE!

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Fireworks may be in order. dem4decades Saturday #1
Smoke a big fat doobie and laugh 😃. Emile Saturday #2
Mind if canetoad Saturday #33
I do that anyway (n/t) PJMcK Saturday #57
I will be overcome with a feeling of relief and welcome the drop in my anxiety levels. Baitball Blogger Saturday #3
Like this edhopper Saturday #4
I'm partial to the singing Ewoks version. Old school! Hassin Bin Sober Saturday #23
Fireworks, champagne..... lastlib Saturday #5
Nice! Chasstev365 Saturday #7
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twain Ping Tung Saturday #6
LMAO! Chasstev365 Saturday #8
I'll save the major celebrations for when we win the trifecta unblock Saturday #9
This -- is reality Hekate Saturday #34
play the ding dong the witch is dead song from wizard of oz and raise pinkky finger in victory dance . AllaN01Bear Saturday #10
They'll be dancing in the streets Blue Owl Saturday #11
Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead the_liberal_grandpa Saturday #12
Love it! Chasstev365 Saturday #14
First thing I will do is dance with joy, belting out "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead." lark Saturday #13
This message was self-deleted by its author lapfog_1 Saturday #15
Toke up and watch a screwball comedy after a trip to closest Pinkbox Donuts! Brainfodder Saturday #16
i have a $100 bottle of champagne in the fridge. mopinko Saturday #17
It depends on which party has the White House and if that happens before January 20, 2029 EnergizedLib Saturday #18
C. Buy a fifth of Macallan 18 year... keep_left Saturday #19
Join those celebrants passing out JD Vance voodoo dolls and extra pins? hlthe2b Saturday #20
I quit smoking twenty years ago, ... JustABozoOnThisBus Saturday #21
Break out the bottle of wine I've been saving for the event GoodRaisin Saturday #22
Roasting a Jack-o-lantern. eppur_se_muova Saturday #24
The Best Chocolate something will be involved!... electric_blue68 Saturday #25
F. Troll the RWNJ forums with anti-Trump memes synni Saturday #26
Trumpism will not die with him. Dawgman49 Saturday #27
What is a cult without its leader? It will shrivel up and die. scipan Sunday #61
when the mad king leaves pamdb Saturday #28
I would celebrate... Mike Nelson Saturday #29
Champagne & chocolate! Dulcinea Saturday #30
If we all Traildogbob Saturday #31
I'll smoke two joints in the morning... walkingman Saturday #32
This message was self-deleted by its author Celerity Saturday #35
I'll get in my car, drive around town and stick my head Haggard Celine Saturday #36
as I've said before, I'll dance... B.See Saturday #37
A New One: Chasstev365 Saturday #38
A good bottle of scotch and a couple of primo cigars---for starters... (nt) Paladin Saturday #39
I won' celebrate KentuckyWoman Saturday #40
Im gonna wait till hes buried and then piss on his headstone. Volaris Saturday #41
I'll start or join the "GET RID OF VANCE" movement. usonian Saturday #42
He will probably outlive me, given that he's stripping away what I count allegorical oracle Saturday #43
Get voodoo doll of JD Vance Ken Dayenu Saturday #44
I will sleep Maru Kitteh Saturday #45
Run out into the streets, find a pretty nurse, bend her back, and plant a mighty kiss on her. Aristus Saturday #46
My son gave me a bottle of "Cardassian ale" for Christmas mcar Saturday #47
Continue to prepare for climate change Kaleva Saturday #48
I want to know where his grave is. JPK Saturday #49
I bought two bottles of Barolo from 2006 DenaliDemocrat Saturday #50
I don't like Scotch so I'll drink as much champagne as possible instead. Ocelot II Saturday #51
No celebration for me. Only mourning for the damage that's been done. Mister Ed Saturday #52
I have Pototan Saturday #53
Champagne and dancing The Wizard Saturday #54
We really need a website like this: dflprincess Saturday #55
"The individual value of each human being " scipan Sunday #62
Play "Ding Dong The Witch is Dead" for 24 hours straight, or at least Jack Valentino Saturday #56
I can't imagine celebrating. Morbius Saturday #58
"Dancing in the Streets" ...Martha and the Vandellas Bread and Circuses Sunday #59
I won't celebrate much if the people who enabled Trump are still in control ..nt Jarqui Sunday #60
shitting on his grave gopiscrap Sunday #63
Expensive champagne Hey Joe Sunday #64
Probably go downtown Oeditpus Rex Sunday #65
Telling my trans son to leave the US immediately. carpetbagger Sunday #66
I will NOT be celebrating at all.. ProudMNDemocrat Sunday #67
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