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30. She be singing The oligarch blues

Sat Jul 19, 2025, 11:58 PM

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The oligarch blues

I ran into some poison oak
I really thought that I would croak
But I don’t need to scratch that itch
The money’s needed by the rich.

Without my heart pills, I’m so slow
I’ve lost my get up and my go
But I can manage comatose
If it richens Jeff Bezos.

The doc prescribed me boner pills
That gave my partner awesome thrills
But no one needs a splendid "truck"
I’d rather lower tax on Zuck,

My business just went up in smoke.
But FEMA tells me that they’re broke
Now I work from dawn to dusk
So we can give a break to Musk

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Just read something online. (God, I hope it's fake), [View all] Aristus Saturday OP

Saw something very similar 3 days ago. Grins Saturday #1

It could be real - there are people like that, but I also suspect Ocelot II Saturday #2

But to say it out loud. Aristus Saturday #5

That's what cults do to people. Ocelot II Saturday #8

Also to own the libs. CrispyQ Saturday #11

Or from a troll farm nt SouthBayDem Sunday #34

Yep. Like the scene in I, Claudius when Caligula fell deathly ill but recovered, a senator bragged to Caligula Solomon Sunday #54

In another life she would have been directing jews to the "showers" applegrove Saturday #3

magas are sure going out their way to keep shithole as their Messiah............... Lovie777 Saturday #4

... Aristus Saturday #6

That defines the warped view of a cult member NewHendoLib Saturday #7

I wouldn't be surprised if this was some pedo looking for bait. chowder66 Saturday #9

See post 19. niyad Saturday #24

Horrid. chowder66 Sunday #49

It's not wholly improbable. B.See Saturday #10

I saw that and I do hope it is fake Skittles Saturday #12

Think about those defending epstein. Think about james dobson and his niyad Saturday #20

Everyone of them needs to be neutered. Buddyzbuddy Sunday #44

They should all quit wasting oxygen. niyad Sunday #47

See post 19. niyad Saturday #22

well then I would definitely advise a CPS visit Skittles Saturday #31

The fact that someone sick and twisted like that is wasting oxygen period niyad Sunday #32

Who knew Megyn Kelly sold stuff on Etsy?! chowder66 Sunday #50

There's a lot of assumptions Renew Deal Saturday #13

The jumping off a bridge thing is from thinking that any human being Aristus Saturday #14

That's another assumption Renew Deal Saturday #15

Sounds like an insane person who needs to be institutionalized for insane rantings kimbutgar Saturday #16

Sounds like a home where Child Protective Services needs to visit. Sogo Saturday #17

Remember the Access Hollywood rape? angrychair Saturday #18

Sorry, dear friend, it is evidently not fake. Read Swede's OP from yesterday, "She niyad Saturday #19

yeah, if she is "ok" with Trump raping her children, perhaps Jack Valentino Saturday #28

Out of curiosity, did CPS find she had children? Buddyzbuddy Sunday #43

Nobody indicated that CPS HAD visited her, only that they SHOULD. niyad Sunday #45

Thank you, I misread. I agree. Buddyzbuddy Sunday #46

Not a problem. niyad Sunday #48

I'm guessing if the story is real then she doesn't actually have children. Buddyzbuddy Saturday #21

Why would you say that? niyad Sunday #33

Because anybody that has children wouldn't even think of something that f.cking sick. Buddyzbuddy Sunday #40

See post 20 niyad Sunday #41

These parents should be warned that CPS wouldn't agree. Ilsa Saturday #23

Yeah, saw it too, she also said she was ok with Trump raping her Jack Valentino Saturday #25

And here's another reason why they are deplorables and we should cut bait and stay away from them. Bread and Circuses Saturday #26

stop the world , i wnna get off. AllaN01Bear Saturday #27

groan. AllaN01Bear Saturday #29

She be singing The oligarch blues usonian Saturday #30

I have no words. bamagal62 Sunday #35

Oh, there are plenty of words. Just none suitable for polite company, niyad Sunday #36

The Grabber gets a pass as always. czarjak Sunday #37

I would not doubt if it was true these people are crazy Tribetime Sunday #38

Well, sounds like Figarosmom Sunday #39

I'm curious as to what the daughter thinks about her mother being willing to sacrifice her to TACO. greatauntoftriplets Sunday #42

'Molesting' sheshe2 Sunday #51

Who knows. Duncanpup Sunday #52

Seems to me you should be looking for a bridge to push her off of. Save her children. ratchiweenie Sunday #53