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MuseRider

(34,912 posts)
38. I saw your headline and hoped to god
Fri Aug 22, 2025, 06:09 PM
Friday

it was not what I thought it was. This is all so serious but I cannot help myself when I see that ugly, clownish, porky, fat man dressed in any way, but these other ways he says he looks good in just makes me wonder how on earth he cannot know how freakishly un good he looks in everything.

To have even twice that ego.....

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"I look extremely good in shorts." [View all] babylonsister Friday OP
Boxers or briefs. Let's see him in shorts. I don't think it'll happen. Walleye Friday #1
Depends Codifer Friday #24
Trump's ill-fitting suits hide the diapers, shorts don't. sop Friday #53
😆 Walleye Friday #63
Thunder thighs said that about himself? greatauntoftriplets Friday #2
In a distorted The Wizard Friday #3
Been looking in his "Magic Mirror" again. Come on Gavin - nail him on this ridiculous comment. Marie Marie Friday #4
Depends EarthFirst Friday #5
He'd look a helluva lot better behind bars. Ping Tung Friday #6
And even better in a casket. WestMichRad Friday #34
Yes - vertical stripes are ALWAYS flattering. NT Conjuay Friday #49
I bet he has the cutest ankles you ever seen. Emile Friday #7
There is a picture of him playing tennis in shorts. tavernier Friday #8
I'd like to see Gavin in tennis gear! That would be a very nice photo indeed! CTyankee Friday #12
I remember that image. . .more specifically, I CANNOT wipe it from my mind, niyad Friday #14
The one with his mammoth ass and visible panty lines? Buns_of_Fire Friday #16
Oh, Good Lord! What a sight to behold. LoisB Friday #39
Those aren't panties misanthrope Friday #43
Whitey-tighties. 3Hotdogs Friday #50
Ugh, barf, blech! 2MuchNoise Friday #51
That's the one. . Thank you. I didn't really need to eat tonight anyway. niyad Friday #57
And that was from 2000 when he was 54! Polybius Friday #68
The crime of Gis-layin' Hope22 Saturday #77
I apologize in advance Wiz Imp Friday #18
Eye bleach, stat!! WestMichRad Friday #35
Apology accepted. At least I did not scare my kitty this time. niyad Friday #58
Yes. Katnip. Saturday #80
Maybe. If he puts them on over his head. 2MuchNoise Friday #9
Trump doesn't look good in anything democrank Friday #10
He just keeps blathering on about himself, doesn't he? efhmc Friday #11
Newsom pics starting to get at him? Blue Full Moon Friday #13
My money's on the Sumo Wrestler! Conjuay Saturday #82
OMG MorbidButterflyTat Saturday #87
So he just blurted this out at today's presser? senseandsensibility Friday #15
🤮 Rebl2 Friday #17
The real question is, Chellee Friday #19
Reverse psychology? Raven123 Friday #30
I'm happy to see you didn't resort to hyperbole Oeditpus Rex Friday #33
Because they curate the reporter pool misanthrope Friday #45
This. nt Wednesdays Saturday #73
How do Magats put on their shorts? ToxMarz Friday #20
To whom? calimary Friday #21
Ugh. Puke. Joinfortmill Friday #22
No, you look like shit. No matter what you wear, jackass, you look like warmed over shit. paleotn Friday #23
He would look kairos12 Friday #25
! MorbidButterflyTat Saturday #88
He'll look good in a casket.. mountain grammy Friday #26
The best comment at the link is this... llmart Friday #27
He's delusional. Get the net. StarryNite Friday #28
Could this be a misprint? Fritz Walter Friday #29
I'm feeling a little nauseous maspaha Friday #31
Que the mushroom jokes. progressoid Friday #32
He would look great in a coffin, or urn, he can choose. I can be flexible. twodogsbarking Friday #36
I remember an article some time back about crematoriums niyad Friday #60
We're gonna need a bigger oven. twodogsbarking Friday #62
Yes!!! niyad Friday #64
Well, if he thinks Oeditpus Rex Friday #37
ughhhhh, skin-crawling time! niyad Friday #59
I saw your headline and hoped to god MuseRider Friday #38
He's obviously joking. BlueTsunami2018 Friday #40
Not possibly joking. crazylikafox Friday #44
Nah, he's joking. BlueTsunami2018 Friday #46
Are there any mirrors at Mar-a-Lardo? LoisB Friday #41
I have this picture of him wearing shorts. Emile Friday #42
That's Priceless. Cha Friday #48
Unsee GoodRaisin Saturday #75
PROVE IT ASSHOLE. Cha Friday #47
... SheltieLover Friday #52
OK ... if he said this about 60 years ago ... it might have been true THEN ... FakeNoose Friday #54
Good to whom? Figarosmom Friday #55
If the nasty thing looked this bad in 2020 UpInArms Friday #56
Gotta be more than 5 years ago. He's not been physically capable of that for a while Maru Kitteh Friday #65
was from 2000 UpInArms Friday #66
... mcar Friday #61
GAH! GAK! and scrolled down very fast w eyes mostly closed to Avoid the Visuals so I could post my Vehement ... electric_blue68 Friday #67
Me too. I don't want that image in my head. 2MuchNoise Friday #69
Absolutely! electric_blue68 Friday #70
Eww, imagine that THING plopping down next to you in bed. 2MuchNoise Friday #71
I vaguely recall a political movement that violently opposed the wearing of short pants... pecosbob Friday #72
He would look even better in an orange jumpsuit or coffin EnergizedLib Saturday #74
Here is a picture of him in shorts playing tennis: tblue37 Saturday #76
This message was self-deleted by its author NoRethugFriends Saturday #78
He'd look better six feet under. n/t CousinIT Saturday #79
And here they are... GreenWave Saturday #81
For sure, shorts make his cankles stand out. yellowcanine Saturday #83
Gag Joinfortmill Saturday #84
Alex Jones notices president's ankles, predicts health crisis struggle4progress Saturday #85
To Stevie Wonder . . . maybe. Vinca Saturday #86
This thread is my happy place today MorbidButterflyTat Saturday #89
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