General Discussion

"As You know, I had to stay home from work for a while. SAVING THE WORLD can sometimes take a little bit out of a man, even a strong man, some people are saying Sir, you are the strongest man we've ever seen. And all of us working folks know that MISSING work means missing PAY. Of course the radical Left has now taken away our medical care, leaving us with massive debts.WILL YOU HELP ME IN THIS TIME OF NEED, so I can continue my never ending crusade against Commie Muslins? GIVE. And GIVE. And when it starts to hurt dig deep and GIVE some more. ONLY I, as a Nobel Prize Winner (they just haven't announced it yet) can win the battle to bring stability and prosperity and little blonde children into every American home. All Patriots who make the sacrifice which we expect to be the equivalent of a week's food money for you and your family (you'll stop being FAT and get a body like mine) will receive a PRIZE OF GOLD. RICH SPARKLING GOLD. GOLD THE LIKES OF WHICH THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN.
You will receive a vial of my precious golden urine as a keepsake. Many folks say Sir. I use your golden sparkling urine as a cologne. It magically smells like frankincense and myrrh just like we've all read about in MY FAVORITE BOOK THE BIBLE. Don't forget that we wil also make a huge list of thugs who did not make a contribution. They will also receive a BIG SURPRISE GIFT but I'll keep that a secret for now, we haven't built all the facilities needed yet. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.