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NJCher

(41,291 posts)
21. mortality
Sun Aug 31, 2025, 03:29 PM
Aug 31

First, love this post. I can see you've delved into the finer points of trump facing his own mortality.

I started contemplating my own mortality when I was about five years old. That pretty much makes me a pro in contemplating mortality and I can tell you right effing now, trump is a rank amateur. I laughed when he said this:
"I wanna try and get to heaven if possible."

Note the "if possible." He's talking to the Big Man in the Sky there.

He's been told something and it's not good.


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Jeez, he looks like hammered shit! rsdsharp Aug 31 #1
my thought was dysenteric whaleshit. lastlib Aug 31 #20
Remember Satan doesn't want him Nasruddin Aug 31 #24
And Satan doesn't want the competition..... n/t lastlib Aug 31 #26
Looks like he was having a bad hair day.... Bayard Aug 31 #2
He's been having a bad hair day for decades. 3catwoman3 Aug 31 #19
This message was self-deleted by its author Bayard Aug 31 #3
Why isn't that coughin' sprayed orange... GreenWave Aug 31 #4
His coffin will be gold. yardwork Aug 31 #5
Ooooh... lonely bird Aug 31 #8
Spray paint... ultralite001 Aug 31 #13
Of course! yardwork Aug 31 #42
his will be covered in goil foil, no doubt.. FirstLight Aug 31 #7
I think it's a safe bet that he is. calimary Aug 31 #14
Jeff Tiedrich is hilarious. yardwork Aug 31 #6
ding dong demento!! NJCher Aug 31 #17
I think you are all just grasping at straws. Katinfl Aug 31 #9
I think you NJCher Aug 31 #18
He admitted he is a longshot to enter Heaven IbogaProject Aug 31 #31
If he knows the epstein files are coming out somehow Tribetime Aug 31 #10
I don't think he will fake it since he looks so unwell vapor2 Aug 31 #28
And oll of this comes immediately after Bluetus Aug 31 #11
If he wants into heaven, he has about 75 years worth of shit to atone for... Wounded Bear Aug 31 #15
Besides, none of his friends would be there Bluetus Aug 31 #16
mortality NJCher Aug 31 #21
"He's been told something and it's not good." Bluetus Aug 31 #32
I'm pretty sure that was written by one of the staffers ...somebody who has a plan .... FakeNoose Aug 31 #35
That Describes At Least 50% Of His Posts ProfessorGAC Aug 31 #43
There's an old joke I heard in the army..... ashredux Aug 31 #12
For me, that line would be worth standing in. lastlib Aug 31 #23
Francisco Franco comes to mind. Sneederbunk Aug 31 #22
Is this a "joke" from the supposedly "President of the United States" Justice matters. Aug 31 #25
Sorry - but "gingerly shuffling" can't be determined from a photo. Ms. Toad Aug 31 #27
I think they were referring to the Alaska video Bluetus Aug 31 #33
Nope. Re-read the OP. The phrase was expressly tied to "yesterday's photo." n/t Ms. Toad Aug 31 #36
Well, OK, I'll give you the "shuffled" Bluetus Aug 31 #41
Attn Elmer Fudd! MrWowWow Aug 31 #29
Here's a question: johnnyfins Aug 31 #30
The bigger question is: Javaman Aug 31 #34
Mexico... jmbar2 Aug 31 #37
This week's canned responses to anything Trump - taxi Aug 31 #38
The media knows and won't say anything...but 3825-87867 Aug 31 #39
He's getting ready for that one way Beachnutt Aug 31 #40
Dead man walking Botany Aug 31 #44
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