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13. Pritzker can always lose weight on a proper program

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 10:35 PM

Sep 3

Cruz, on the other hand, will always be an asshole

There is no diet to cure Cruz' affliction

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Ted Cruz's Fat Joke About Illinois Governor Just Leads To More Humiliation [View all] Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Sep 3 OP

Ted Cruz is no skinny minnie. Irish_Dem Sep 3 #1

Has Cruz looked in a mirror Henry203 Sep 3 #2

I think JB looks just fine GenThePerservering Sep 3 #3

That tub of paste made a fat joke? That's hilarious. flvegan Sep 3 #4

Ted Cruz can go fuck himself johnnyfins Sep 3 #5

Good on Gov Pritzker... Nailed cruz on Cancun.. Cha Sep 3 #8

FUCK ted cruz spanone Sep 3 #9

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Sep 3 #10

Wow totally toned Ted Grim Chieftain Sep 3 #11

You could stand to mix in a salad every once in a while, Rafael. LudwigPastorius Sep 3 #12

Fucking shit. Now I'm going to have to get a haircut and shave. marble falls Sep 3 #18

Nah...don't let that shitbird steal your look. LudwigPastorius Sep 3 #20

Pritzker can always lose weight on a proper program DBoon Sep 3 #13

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Sep 3 #14

Reminder, no one likes Ted Cruz, including Ted Cruz Johonny Sep 3 #15

Over-weight himself or not, Cruz is a big pig. marble falls Sep 3 #16

So, Gov. Pritzker doesn't exactly have a six pack EnergizedLib Sep 3 #17

Donny boy has at least a case of beer round his waste, maybe a whole pony keg. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Sep 3 #19

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Sep 3 #21

Pritzker has been walking 4-5 miles daily GenThePerservering Sep 3 #23

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Sep 4 #24

I don't like to speak ill of the dead but I'm beginning to wonder if Ted struggle4progress Sep 4 #25

No need to wonder. 3catwoman3 Sep 4 #27

A Laugh a Minute, Old Totally Out-of-touch Ted!! The Roux Comes First Sep 4 #26

If he's so concerned about human trafficking choie Sep 4 #29