Have I Summarized The Investigation Into This Sad Murder Correctly? [View all]

1. Trump fired half the agents in the FBI because they were involved in the investigation into HIS legitimate criminal activity.
2. Trump literally fired the FBI station chief responsible for UVU because she was a woman, and therefore 'must' have been a DEI hire.
3. Trump fired the Director and Deputy Director of the FBI, and replaced them with a couple of PODCASTERS.
4. Podcasters Dumb and Dumber fumbled around for two days, until the shooter was turned in by his own father.

Meanwhile, FOX NOISE is disappointed that he was caught, because every day that his identity was unknown was another day they could claim the murderer was probably a TRANSEXUAL.

Am I missing anything?