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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

SheltieLover

(75,017 posts)
3. Took hard fall from high chair during tantrum?
Thu Nov 6, 2025, 06:39 AM
Nov 6

Unable to negotiate even the "children's stairs" to AF1, fell & cracked his crown?

Buried alive in paperwork by angry taxpers over Direct File?

Stress induced fatal seizure over eps financial info recently released?

Drown in the Blue tsunami?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Nov 6 OP
This one malaise Nov 6 #1
No but malaise Nov 6 #2
Gawd, I hope all are vaxed. SheltieLover Nov 6 #4
Just wait for next Thursday November 13 malaise Nov 6 #13
With room left for dessert. 2MuchNoise Nov 6 #18
Took hard fall from high chair during tantrum? SheltieLover Nov 6 #3
High chair or malaise Nov 6 #14
Escalator. Sounds like a dinosaur, eh. twodogsbarking Nov 6 #20
Fatal mistake of turning his back no_hypocrisy Nov 6 #5
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Nov 6 #6
Soon... SheltieLover Nov 6 #8
Our day will come malaise Nov 6 #15
If God is merciful, we won't have to wait much longer 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 surfered Nov 6 #17
If god were merciful, that creature would never have been born. niyad Nov 6 #27
Truly surfered Nov 6 #35
No, but... EYESORE 9001 Nov 6 #7
Love it malaise Nov 6 #16
No, but basking in the great wins yesterday was as good a feeling as when we thought he died LymphocyteLover Nov 6 #9
I keep flushing but the turd just keeps circling the terlet. twodogsbarking Nov 6 #10
oh one day you will be right and it will be glorious! nt Javaman Nov 6 #11
Today is another day of hope. Botany Nov 6 #12
Booked a fishing charter in the Caribbean surfered Nov 6 #19
ROFL malaise Nov 6 #21
I'm sad for the other castaways. All they wanted was Dave Bowman Nov 6 #28
Blown gasket? Harker Nov 6 #22
Melania. In the Oval Office. With the lead pipe. QueerDuck Nov 6 #23
Lol, perfect. 😆 Dave Bowman Nov 6 #29
"Yes. Yes, I did it. I keeled Doe-nald..." QueerDuck Nov 6 #31
It took me a while to laugh at #3... littlemissmartypants Nov 6 #24
The Blue Wave just hit him...Soon, people, soon. Joinfortmill Nov 6 #25
We are tired of waiting LetMyPeopleVote Nov 6 #26
Engine catches fire and falls off of Air Farts One causing the plane to crash into an industrial area generalbetrayus Nov 6 #30
Nope, not yet, damn, another disappointment in my life. republianmushroom Nov 6 #32
Thought he might drown in the ketchup tantrum TBF Nov 6 #33
Well, I got bogged down with work and didn't post a response this morning so... hlthe2b Nov 6 #34
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