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mercuryblues

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5. Isn't that more like

Reply to DemocratSinceBirth (Original post)

Thu Nov 6, 2025, 02:56 PM

Thursday

Baking news, bread thrower found not guilty?

This shows you can eventually indict a ham sandwich, but you can't get a guilty virdict.

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***Breaking *** DC Sandwich Thrower Found Not Guilty [View all] DemocratSinceBirth Thursday OP

Jury sending a message to Bondi, Pirro, Been A Dick Donald, etc.. MarineCombatEngineer Thursday #1

Yep BlueWaveNeverEnd Thursday #19

ding, this. AllaN01Bear Thursday #38

You can indict a ham sandwich but not convict it. . . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Thursday #2

Well, there we are. calimary Thursday #14

Jeanine "Winebox" Pirro will be having a liquid dinner and the walls will be drinking ketchup. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Thursday #18

You have a Way with Words, sir. calimary Thursday #37

Thx :) I can't claim credit for the middle name, but thirsty walls did occur to me in another thread. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Thursday #40

Pretty poor batting average so far. Ocelot II Thursday #3

This was about standing on a cement block. . . DinahMoeHum Thursday #27

So, a grand jury can indict a ham sandwich, but not a subway. Torchlight Thursday #4

Hah! UTUSN Thursday #6

DUzy malaise Thursday #7

From Joyce Vance LetMyPeopleVote Thursday #10

Isn't that more like mercuryblues Thursday #5

We spent how much money trying to prosecute Johonny Thursday #8

I hope somebody does that cost analyses Arazi Thursday #21

Some of the art that has appeared around the city honoring him LetMyPeopleVote Thursday #9

Jeanine Porto's office does the impossible AGAIN. underpants Thursday #31

Sean Dunn Super Hero Sandwich Guy! Cha Thursday #32

I would say Traildogbob Thursday #11

Perhaps Justice Brandeis Thursday #34

You are completely correct. Traildogbob Thursday #39

The whole thing has a "A Few Good Men" aura about it. Aristus Thursday #12

Uhhhh underpants Thursday #30

I noticed something about... Mike Nelson Thursday #13

Jamie Raskin on the sandwich guy: Kingofalldems Thursday #15

Sean C Dunn Super Hero Sandwich Guy! Cha Thursday #33

So smelling the onions didn't convince the jury? Go figure Raven123 Thursday #16

Watch for Subway to introduce . . . AverageOldGuy Thursday #17

Love it...but don't rush out to buy subway...the owner is evil. pecosbob Thursday #20

I don't buy from Subway, MarineCombatEngineer Thursday #23

Time makes the Italian hoagie "Person of the Year". yellowcanine Thursday #22

DUPE bif Thursday #24

I believe that only in Late Breaking News is this an issue here. ❤️ littlemissmartypants Thursday #25

You are correct. And this has been pointed out a number of times in different niyad Thursday #42

Sighhhhh. Once again, this is GD, not LBN. niyad Thursday #41

They couldn't hold the onions. littlemissmartypants Thursday #26

I just wish that instead of a sub it had been a burrito. rubbersole Thursday #28

If it had been a burrito, K. Noem would have it deported. MarineCombatEngineer Thursday #29

has the Subway web site crashed in response? DBoon Thursday #35

Lucky that wasn't Florida a guy killed someone for throwing popcorn at him, doc03 Thursday #36

Just sickening DiverDave Thursday #43