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Jack Valentino

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2. Depends on whether his mouth is open....

Reply to Maru Kitteh (Reply #1)

Thu Nov 6, 2025, 10:35 PM

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so NO, I can't agree that he blushes every time he lies, either....
but I can't say that he doesn't, I've never paid enough attention to that---

because when they show him on television, I have usually been
hunting for a shotgun shell, contemplating assassinating my television....

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Someone agrees with me. Mike Johnson blushes when he lies. [View all] applegrove Thursday OP

But when is he NOT lying? See? Maru Kitteh Thursday #1

Depends on whether his mouth is open.... Jack Valentino Thursday #2

I wonder if his son knows that, when Mike says he doesn't look at porn? Enter stage left Thursday #3

This is the second time you've called him "Johnston" Abolishinist Thursday #4

Sorry. Dyslexic here. I don't read details of words well. applegrove Thursday #5

No problem, I wasn't trying to be critical. Abolishinist Thursday #6

Oh I'm glad you asked for clarification. I know what applegrove Thursday #7

Back on point (ahem) Get him to play poker. How? Trick him. usonian Thursday #8

He just needs to masturbate already nt mr715 Thursday #9

Oh....that's why his face is red all the time then Bayard Friday #10