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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead? [View all]

Jimi du Ranty

(31 posts)
7. The new DC culinary rage: The Epstein Sandwich
Fri Nov 7, 2025, 06:27 AM
Friday

All the press ads, billboards, and TV advertisements pushed him over the edge.

Oh, and the onions! Lots of onions! And mustard! He could smell it from the street!

He just fell over! Everybody look away!

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Is he dead? [View all] Orrex Friday OP
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Friday #1
And I'll have a glass or two malaise Friday #3
Thought we had a winner when I saw headline SheltieLover Friday #6
Getting closer malaise Friday #12
Every. Single. Day! SheltieLover Friday #13
I'll drink to that 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Friday #24
No but malaise Friday #2
And not just any ballroom surfered Friday #23
Hehehehe malaise Friday #26
Had a stroke when he heard Mamdani SocialDemocrat61 Friday #4
Blood pressure spike at thought of being exposed & eviscerated by Jack Smith? SheltieLover Friday #5
The new DC culinary rage: The Epstein Sandwich Jimi du Ranty Friday #7
🥪 underpants Friday #16
No but people around him are starting to drop like that guy in the Oval Office yesterday Takket Friday #8
Please proceed... SheltieLover Friday #10
"Tell him to 'get er done!" hlthe2b Friday #9
First, he'd have to pull his head out of his own ass SheltieLover Friday #11
ROFL malaise Friday #14
The picture of him yesterday after the guy passed out was not good Buckeyeblue Friday #15
Plus video of him from earlier in that mtg just sitting there with eyes closed-- he looked dead LymphocyteLover Friday #17
I watched his interview on 60 Minutes... Dulcinea Friday #18
Well, how do we know that he isn't already dead in that photo? no_hypocrisy Friday #25
That reaction is from a lifetime of not giving a fuck about anyone else Buckeyeblue Friday #27
NOT Fast Enough!!! electric_blue68 Friday #34
Mistaking him for dead, vultures ate his head. twodogsbarking Friday #19
Not even Satan will take him. Joinfortmill Friday #20
Advice from his Republican colleagues Roy Rolling Friday #21
Anyone else.. surfered Friday #22
Well dalton99a Friday #28
Nope, damn, another disappointment in my life, so hoping and praying. republianmushroom Friday #29
No, he's not dead. "Weary sigh* ShazzieB Friday #30
What the fuck is taking so long? Blue Owl Friday #31
But - we seem to be crossing over into Weekend at Bernie's territory. yellow dahlia Friday #32
Just noticed an odd freudian(?) slip... Orrex Friday #33
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