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3. It IS hIlarious. Heard this a.m. how the officer testified that the salami sandwich

Reply to intheflow (Reply #2)

Fri Nov 7, 2025, 08:21 AM

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"exploded" against his bulletproof vest...onions were on his radio...and mustard smeared on his chest. However, a final photo of the offending sandwich revealed it was "intact."

The jury must have been rolling on the floor during its deliberation.

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