General Discussion

and paid for his 3 x 7 space in some cemetery.........

The Cemetery is already freaking out, due to his recent health. The are worried that they won't have time, to pour a cement apron around the 3 x 7 grass area that his coffin will be buried in..........They figure that the cement apron will cover every area around the actual grave for at least a half a mile in every direction,, complete with area drains every 3 feet or so..........
They also fear that his coffin, may require a special concrete esophagus to protect the environment from his toxic remains, ever leaking out of the coffin...