Say what you will about "sleepy Joe," he never gave us as many photo opportunities [View all]

to back up that nickname as Trump has. Just incredible how the media is silent about this. In fact, if Jimmy Fallon were fair, he would make a few jokes about Trump, the way he did to Biden. But, I get it. The man is so small, he has to stretch to reach the low hanging fruit.

So in sum, Trump has earned his own nickname: Slumpy Trump is my recommendation.