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Prairie Gates

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22. Trump Translated: Chicago's "Miracle Mile"
Wed Nov 12, 2025, 07:47 AM
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New York's "Miracle Mile" is a stretch of Northern Boulevard in Nassau County (but fairly close to Northern Queens). Indeed, I think it was in George Santos' mixed Nassau-Queens district. Might be wrong about that, but it's close if not in. It is dotted with luxury stores because the area is fairly rich. It also used to have big department stores (I seem to recall a Filene's Basement and a Lord & Taylor back in the day)

Chicago's Magnificent Mile is a stretch of Michigan Avenue running from about Oak Street Beach on its north end to the bridges over the Chicago River at the south. It includes a number of landmarks, including the John Hancock Tower, the old Water Tower, and Water Tower Place, which is one of the several malls in the area. Michigan Avenue is also dotted with many luxury stores and the whole place is certainly a tourist standard for visits to Chicago.

In Trump's defense, it is fairly common for New Yorkers in Chicago to confuse the two expressions.

What Trump is referring to is the occasional "teen takeovers" on Michigan Avenue - this is when large numbers of teens, usually from the South Side (read: black) suddenly materialize in areas like River North, Millenium Park, or, yes, the Magnificent Mile. They are rowdy, traveling in large numbers (sometimes several hundred) and some of them are certainly intent on shoplifting and other crimes. Many are just there for the fun, it should be added. This is, of course, the nightmare scenario in Trump/MAGA mythology: the luxury "white area" suddenly beset by young black kids! So Trump wants to highlight the teen takeovers and wants Fox to show you images of them. Black Kids Run Riot in front of Ferragamo and Tiffany's, oh no!

The idea that these takeovers (which have largely subsided anyway) are a problem that require troop deployments is, of course, completely insane.

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we have a Miracle Mile in Los Angeles but don't use the term "Miracle Mile Shopping Center" BlueWaveNeverEnd Tuesday #1
Next he'll be ordering troops to Nakatomi Plaza tritsofme Tuesday #2
Assuming they're not busy invading Nipple, Button and Nambia . . . hatrack Tuesday #13
This man is a threat to US national security. He is unable to carry out his duties. Irish_Dem Tuesday #3
A clear and present danger. nt 2naSalit Tuesday #5
This man is not capable of handling an emergency of any sort. Irish_Dem Wednesday #19
That's because he... 2naSalit Wednesday #20
Just remember that the republicans own this. Biophilic Tuesday #4
_ LudwigPastorius Tuesday #6
Trumpy von Shitzenpantz was likely referring to the Magnificent Mile. He is a fucking dumpster fire of stupid. Celerity Tuesday #7
I see that the robots in Chopping Mall are killing and murdering at an alarming rate, declares Trump Johonny Tuesday #8
"Miracle Mile" (1988) Nuclear war nightmare movie... Jack Valentino Tuesday #9
Wow, that's a flashback! keep_left Wednesday #14
I actually rambled onto it on HBO or such, without any prior warning, from the begininng, Jack Valentino Wednesday #15
Miracle Mile is currently on Tubi to Watch for free. Hassin Bin Sober Wednesday #18
Your reaction ("just get the fuck out of LA!")... keep_left Wednesday #23
Chicago has the Magnificent Mile. IL Dem Tuesday #10
Gee. Imagine that. MorbidButterflyTat Tuesday #11
His own tower has had vacant retail ever since it opened newdeal2 Tuesday #12
Sadly KentuckyWoman Wednesday #16
Trump renames "Da Loop" JustABozoOnThisBus Wednesday #17
He probably thinks Jake and Elwood will tear through it next. GoCubsGo Wednesday #21
Trump Translated: Chicago's "Miracle Mile" Prairie Gates Wednesday #22
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