We may not really have many true freedoms in the US, but we certainly have plenty of Free Dumbs! [View all]

(At least, some of us do.)

Definition of Free Dumb: The freedom to be mind-numbingly dumb without consequence.

Hell, with any luck - say, the extraordinary good fortune to be a rich white guy from a rich white family - your Free Dumbs can get you very far in life indeed.

Ya just gotta play your cards right; for playing a Trump Card in the “game” of Free Dumb just might get you elected President of the whole damn country.