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4. And the Academy Award goes to Kristi Noem for her acting in, "I Gotta Pee."

Sat Oct 4, 2025, 07:10 AM

9 hrs ago

That was so phony and staged it was ridiculous. Having a camera crew along with her
as she made a piss stop at a local police station? Please. She and her people knew what
the answer was going to be before she went to the door. Why didn’t she pee in the ICE building
she was in? Or stop in one of the many fast food restaurants that were near by? Or why didn’t
one of her people call up the police station 1st?

And the Academy Award for best writing for the film, “I Gotta Pee.”
“Governor Pritzker is at fault because he is so uncooperative.”
“We were out on an operation to round up gang and cartel members.”

Pure Kabuki theater.

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'No, You Cannot!' Kristi Noem Denied Bathroom Access at Illinois Government Building [View all] BumRushDaShow 10 hrs ago OP

Why is MEDIAite stating she was denied access Lars39 9 hrs ago #1

???? BumRushDaShow 9 hrs ago #5

In the second paragraph you posted... Lars39 6 hrs ago #9

ICE has some "facilty" that they are using in the same town BumRushDaShow 6 hrs ago #11

That is not what I was referring to... Lars39 5 hrs ago #20

And apparently she was "denied" bathroom facilities at both locations BumRushDaShow 5 hrs ago #21

Where does it say that? Lars39 5 hrs ago #22

How's she supposed to snort her lines of cocaine? Irish_Dem 9 hrs ago #2

The irony of her complaining she is harassed while just doing her job. Irish_Dem 9 hrs ago #3

Her whiny performance speaks volumes BumRushDaShow 8 hrs ago #7

And the Academy Award goes to Kristi Noem for her acting in, "I Gotta Pee." Botany 9 hrs ago #4

She should just take a pee or dump in the gravel pit. GreenWave 8 hrs ago #6

She was allowed to use it once and they won't make that mistake again. twodogsbarking 7 hrs ago #8

Correct headline: "Kristi Noem and Her Staff Bizarrely Try To Film Her Going to the Bathroom" SSJVegeta 6 hrs ago #10

Most people don't need an entourage when going to the restroom unless they are planning to snort coke. twodogsbarking 6 hrs ago #13

When can we expect.."Pete Hegseth and BattleRow 6 hrs ago #15

I hope it was my typo that inspired this comment SSJVegeta 6 hrs ago #17

Yes it was...synchronicity at its finest! BattleRow 5 hrs ago #19

Kristi should talk! ProudMNDemocrat 6 hrs ago #12

It won't be long and none of these fascists will be safe in this country. Wonder how Puppy Killer travelingthrulife 5 hrs ago #18

Oh. the poor little psychopath! travelingthrulife 6 hrs ago #14

Local officials later explained they were fully cooperating with Noem until... Glorious bastard 6 hrs ago #16

How does acting like petty children help us? Username1234 5 hrs ago #23

I suspect there's more here than meets the eye. TurboDem 5 hrs ago #24

"...in the Chicago area to "do some operations to pick up some guys with criminal convictions." So - cosplay. Again. Grins 5 hrs ago #25

That Benny Johnson? paleotn 4 hrs ago #26

The real reason she was denied is because Kristi Noem is trans! Mawspam2 3 hrs ago #27

Seriously, is it just the inner ugliness of this woman hamsterjill 2 hrs ago #28

I remember that puppy. Botany 42 min ago #29

Seeping through... Like a lizard person still being obvious through its skin suit? Beartracks 21 min ago #30