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73. Obituary of donald j. trump

Sat Oct 4, 2025, 03:04 PM

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Convicted career money laundering criminal, rapist,Russian asset, and reputed mobster, Donald "StankyFingerDollHands" Trump (P01135809), the Worst President in United States History, surprisingly died of complications due to a combination of an abrupt guilty conscience and terminal moral bankruptcy on [Date] at the age of [Age]. Trump's normally bloated, morbidly obese, lifeless body, found by his then, male odor wife, Malaria, was slumped over his fabled Gold-plated toilet, and dressed in what appeared to be WWII-era German Lederhosen. His hands were still desperately clutching a first edition, autographed copy of Mein Kampf. . Trump's death truly marked the end of a criminalized, tumultuous and polarizing era/error in American politics.

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Donald J. Trump's Epitaph:

There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,
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He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;
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He wed a pornstar cat that caught a crooked rat,
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And they all lived together in a little crooked shack.
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-Pass it On. Repost it EVERYWHERE! The Power of Nonthreatening (the true intent and spirit of this harmless, satirically-flavored parody post), Positive Thinking Never Ceases to Amaze!

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New Trump move to etch his face on $1 coin hits snag as critics note he'd have to be dead [View all] BumRushDaShow 12 hrs ago OP

When has the law stopped tsf? Never. chicoescuela 12 hrs ago #1

It's a tough choice but, ok. Buddyzbuddy 11 hrs ago #2

Good trade. Sneederbunk 6 hrs ago #49

This is the ONLY way I'd see trump's ugly face slightlv 3 hrs ago #71

For $1 you can leave it face up in a urinal! PurgedVoter 11 hrs ago #3

Brilliant! Gimpyknee 9 hrs ago #10

Just think of the increase in beer sales Klondike Kat 9 hrs ago #13

Depending on the size of the coin..... SergeStorms 5 hrs ago #51

On Don We Piss trusty elf 5 hrs ago #52

Putting the crazy before the urinal. Kid Berwyn 5 hrs ago #57

The Nobel Piss Prize! Harker 38 min ago #86

A true MAGAt wouldn't care, they'd grab it up in the blink of an eye. ToxMarz 3 hrs ago #66

I'm ok with that. James48 10 hrs ago #4

Yeah, seems like a bargain. Maybe we can have Miller on the penny? Grokenstein 10 hrs ago #5

The funeral will fuckup the weekend, but I'm okay with it Submariner 10 hrs ago #6

You could attend.... SergeStorms 5 hrs ago #54

With the pending funeral approaching Submariner 3 hrs ago #67

maybe they could make that happen if they want the coin badly enough LymphocyteLover 10 hrs ago #7

Make it orange and worthless. Realism. twodogsbarking 10 hrs ago #8

Good one ! chouchou 8 hrs ago #23

If he upholds the law Marthe48 10 hrs ago #9

Copper is orange colored.. BattleRow 8 hrs ago #25

First, Trump dies. I'm good with that. Martin Eden 9 hrs ago #11

Or the Treasury... SergeStorms 5 hrs ago #56

He could be on the COL Mustard 1 hr ago #79

Some animals are more equal than others GusBob 9 hrs ago #12

They got rid of the penny to save minting costs, now they want to make a $1 coin that nobody wants? progree 9 hrs ago #14

"I guess people prefer pouring in an endless stream of quarters into slots" BumRushDaShow 9 hrs ago #15

More and more places are charging extra for using a credit card, including my favorite restaurant just started that progree 9 hrs ago #17

Well like other transit systems BumRushDaShow 5 hrs ago #58

MetroTransit (Minneapolis - St.Paul) has a Go Card, also an app progree 4 hrs ago #62

I have a SEPTA Keycard that I bought about 7 years ago BumRushDaShow 4 hrs ago #65

When I was a checker at a grocery store I used to buy all the silver dollars & Kennedy half dollars that I came across. CrispyQ 7 hrs ago #35

I keep stack of $2 bills JohnnyRingo 7 hrs ago #38

There's a bill tracking site called Where's George? that I used to participate in. CrispyQ 7 hrs ago #39

Use a butter knife to align the coins with the slot jmowreader 2 hrs ago #75

Good idea, but what an exercise in patience!! -nt CrispyQ 2 hrs ago #77

Tell me about it! jmowreader 56 min ago #83

There have actually been 5 people depicted on US coins while they were still alive RazorbackExpat 9 hrs ago #16

Yes, I believe there is an exception for "commemorative" coins. thesquanderer 8 hrs ago #20

But the real story is that WE DON'T WANT HIM on any coin, whether he's alive or dead is irrelevant FakeNoose 7 hrs ago #30

The laws have been changed since at least 4 out of 5 of your examples.... Jack Valentino 8 hrs ago #26

Commemorative coins issued by the US Mint are indeed, legal tender RazorbackExpat 3 hrs ago #68

dRump envies King Chuckles, as this is what monarchies do for their sovereign. Eugene 9 hrs ago #18

Um... lonely bird 8 hrs ago #19

I'll take drunk and stoned COL Mustard 1 hr ago #81

If that's what it takes . . . AverageOldGuy 8 hrs ago #21

Can that be arranged? meow2u3 8 hrs ago #22

Put his face on a 3 dollar bill. People would know it's a phony piece-of-shit. chouchou 8 hrs ago #24

And put Vance on a 17 dollar bill so you can get both as change for a 20. generalbetrayus 6 hrs ago #48

Like the old Nixon $3 bills RazorbackExpat 3 hrs ago #70

Whoa..I forgot about those. Thanks! chouchou 1 hr ago #82

No thanks, I'll stick to my GW paper dollar. no_hypocrisy 8 hrs ago #27

Trump should visit one of those states where assisted suicide is legal--- Jack Valentino 8 hrs ago #28

Well, that would be fine with me.... Figarosmom 8 hrs ago #29

trump cannot appear on currency unless he has died LetMyPeopleVote 7 hrs ago #31

A more deserving memorial... Kid Berwyn 7 hrs ago #32

If that POS LPBBEAR 7 hrs ago #33

Deal ACCEPTED! Dead Trump for his ugly mug DenaliDemocrat 7 hrs ago #34

First question: "Whose idea was this????" Grins 7 hrs ago #36

Do such laws matter anymore? JohnnyRingo 7 hrs ago #37

Hurry up donald Historic NY 6 hrs ago #40

Then he needs to get it done. Sooner rather than later. Autumn 6 hrs ago #41

Make it so Bayard 6 hrs ago #42

Oh, look. It's his fight for billionaires and pedophiles pose. Rhiagel 6 hrs ago #43

Someone (I'll let you guess the political party affiliation) WestMichRad 6 hrs ago #44

He already has his bitcoin. Turbineguy 6 hrs ago #45

This version of the trump coin makes me smile LetMyPeopleVote 6 hrs ago #46

.... BumRushDaShow 6 hrs ago #47

In good conscience...... SergeStorms 5 hrs ago #50

I'm fine with that. n/t CousinIT 5 hrs ago #53

I used to work for Lionel Trains PXR-5 5 hrs ago #55

TACO's supreme court MissouriDem47 5 hrs ago #59

I'd actually love to see Trump's image on coins, as long as they as inscribed with "Never Forget. Never Again." Midnight Writer 5 hrs ago #60

Roman Emperors Did It Deep State Witch 5 hrs ago #61

The silver lining on a dark cloud. cstanleytech 4 hrs ago #63

Only 2 items his face belongs Pas-de-Calais 4 hrs ago #64

I hope that he acts quickly to resolve this snag Orrex 3 hrs ago #69

Maybe Treasury Sec Scott Bessent is hinting at something? ChicagoTeamster 2 hrs ago #72

Obituary of donald j. trump MrWowWow 2 hrs ago #73

I could get behind that... n/t TygrBright 2 hrs ago #74

Not a bad trade-off, IMO. Ocelot II 2 hrs ago #76

LOL, let's get those coins minted fast. Donnie, you know what you need to do... n/t PatrickforB 1 hr ago #78

Trump, balls in your court, make it happen. He will never know we didn't follow through. OverBurn 1 hr ago #80

Put his face on the front of a new $1,000 175 pound coint. Wonder Why 48 min ago #84

The only way that I personally could see this as any way acceptable Hayabusa 43 min ago #85

Mexico has the peso, we'll have the pedo. truthisfreedom 38 min ago #87

"Despite the radical left's forced shutdown of our government..." Beartracks 32 min ago #88