Jeff Tiedrich - Preznit Fuckwit shits the bed at the G7 and goes home in a huff [View all]

let’s say you’re the low-wattage leader of a nation, and you’ve just publicly humiliated yourself by throwing the world’s most clownfuckingly-inept dictator-parade ever.

what do you do for an encore?

well, if you’re United States President Squeaky McTanktread, you head to Canada and publicly humiliate yourself at the G7.

let’s dive right in and bear witness to the atrocities — but before we do, let’s set the National Embarrassment ticker back to zero.

here’s Donny’s crowning moment of the day: the announcement of a a framework for an agreement to move forward on the concept of a plan to have a series of talks that could lead to the negotiation of a discussion about the possibility of reaching a trade agreement— well, something like that, anyway. my head hurts from trying to keep Donny’s ever-shifting narratives straight.