the Mad King knows a lot of things.

he knows it’s better to be electrocuted by a boat battery than eaten by a shark. he knows that windmills cause noise cancer. that exercise is bad for you. you can stop a hurricane by nuking it. magnets don’t work if they’re wet. he knows not to accept dinner invitations from Hannibal Lecter.

but of all the things the Mad King knows, here’s the thing he knows most of all: that the Epstein Files, which Pam Bondi just assured us have never existed, were written by Hillary Clinton.

I shit you not. look at the deranged batshittery Donny posted to his crappy app yesterday afternoon. get ready to take one of the wildest rides of your life.

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holy fuckballs, Batman. Donny’s posted a lot of crazy-ass shit over the years, but with this not-tweet, Dear Leader has just won the Nobel Is This A Piece Of Your Brain Prize.