I wasn’t even going to write about Mad King Donny attending the Club World Cup Final on Sunday, because it was just the umpteenth example of an attention-hungry idiot being an attention-hungry idiot — and Donny hogging the spotlight happens so frequently that it’s generally a big bowl of Not Much to See Here.

but of course, as with All Things Donny, the story went from ho-hum to Five-Alarm What The Fuck in a hot second — because of course it did.

here’s the shit that went down. basically, Donny was supposed to present the championship trophy to the winning team, Chelsea, and then get the fuck off the stage and let the athletes enjoy their moment. easy-peasy, right?

wrong, because nothing in Donnyworld is ever easy or peasy. after handing off the trophy, President Peacock stood there like a demented lump, basking in Chelsea’s glory — despite FIFA President Gianni Infantino literally trying to push Donny out of the picture.

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look at Infantino, repeatedly beckoning to Donny to get off the stage, you dumbfuck — and eventually giving up and manhandling him into the background. come on, grandpa, let’s get you back to the home.