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1. Maybe the hair extensions developed sentience, realized they were serving the needs of a horrible person,

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 08:40 AM

Wednesday

and freed themselves. They're currently in hiding at an undisclosed dog-rescue sanctuary.

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