Jeff Tiedrich - fuckbrained old coot blithers his way through deranged press conference [View all]

yesterday, Little Donny Fuckface wasted everyone’s time with a press conference to announce that he was deploying the National Guard to DC and federalizing the city police, in order to deal with a completely fictitious crime spree that is absolutely not happening.

the presser should have lasted five minutes.

we get it, you’re a power-mad autocratic bastard who wants people to stop talking about your dead pedo bestie. let’s move on.

the announcement could have been handled as a press release, or even a Truth Social post — but instead, what we got was a terrifying display of cognitive decline, with Donny babbling incoherently for almost ninety minutes about all the crazypants shit rattling around inside his big dumb pumpkin head.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/fuckbrained-old-coot-blithers-his