after Donny’s disastrous despot bestie playdate in Alaska, the hosts of the Sunday shows had just one question for the team of toadies and lickspittles who allowed it to happen: how the fuck could you toadies and lickspittles allow this to happen?

future historians will record that when Marco Rubio became Donny Convict’s Secretary of State, he sold his soul for a bag of dicks.

he’s proven himself to be an unprincipled weasel who will gleefully abandon all his previously-held positions in a heartbeat, and unquestioningly support every fuckbrained move Dear Leader makes. he’s also a heartless piece of shit.

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“look, the war in Ukraine gets a lot of attention and I’m not saying it’s an irrelevant thing. it’s a very tragic thing that’s going on, but life in America on a daily basis will be largely unaffected by whether there’s peace in Ukraine or not. that’s just a fact. we have a lot of issues we're focused on not just at home, but around the world....”

what the fuck? that’s it? that’s Marco’s rationalization for America throwing Ukraine to the Russian wolves? shit happens, you’ll get over it?