A man gets pulled over for speeding. [View all]

The cop says to the man:

Do you know that you were speeding, sir?
No officer, I didn't know I was speeding...

The wife then says:

Come on, Henry, you knew you were speeding, I've been telling you to slow down for miles.
The man shoots a dark look at his wife, then the cop says:

Well, since I've got you pulled over, do you know that the tag on your license plate is expired?
No sir, I did not know that...

The wife says:

Oh please, Henry! I've been telling you to go get it up to date for 2 whole months now!
The husband grinds his teeth but keeps silent. The cop then adds:

And I noticed that your left rear lights weren't working either.
Oh yes, I was on my way to get them changed, actually.

The wife says:

Nonsense, we were going home. You keep saying it doesn't need to be changed, that the other drivers can see you well enough.

The man explodes with anger:

WILL YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN PIEHOLE, JANICE?
The cop walks over to the woman's side of the car and asks her:

Does he always talk to you this way?
Oh no, officer, only when he's been drinking.