As he's driving along a country road, with wind blowing through what's left of his hair, he hears a siren. He realizes he's been speeding the whole time, so he thinks "I have a sports car, I'll just outrun the cop!" and floors it.
After a bit he thinks "What the hell am I doing?" and pulls over.

The cop gets out and walks to his window, and says "Look it's been a long day. It's Friday the 13th and a full moon at the same time. If you can tell me an excuse I haven't heard before, you're free to go."
The man thinks for a second and says "My wife left me for a police officer. I thought you were trying to give her back."

"Have a good day, sir."