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PJMcK

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7. A cow walks into a bar

Reply to BOSSHOG (Original post)

Wed May 28, 2025, 10:13 PM

May 28

The bartender says, "You look udderly exhausted. What can I get you?'

The cow looks around the bar and asks for a deCALFenated cup of coffee with a shot of whiskey.

The bartender asks, "Are you old enough to order a drink? Show me your ID."

The cow turns around, lifts a leg and says, "Look at these udders. Do you really think I'm under age?'

The bartender replies, "Well, you're really milking this joke, aren't you? Moove along."

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I'm seriously stupid tonight. Thanks for reading.

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A Cow walked into a Bar [View all] BOSSHOG May 28 OP

Considered yourself Baled out! True Dough May 28 #1

Udder nonsense! JoseBalow May 28 #2

I see my post Mooooooved You! BOSSHOG May 28 #3

I'm not completely uncultured JoseBalow May 28 #4

hay-Hay-HAY :: You've Milked That Line For All It's Worth (n/t) wyn borkins May 28 #5

So, the bartender had a beef with that customer? surfered May 28 #6

...And The Customer Just "Baled" Rather Than Be BBQ'ed... wyn borkins May 28 #8

This message was self-deleted by its author surfered May 29 #10

A cow walks into a bar PJMcK May 28 #7

I bow to your one uppance BOSSHOG May 28 #9

And don't even get me started on the one about a 10" pianist surfered May 29 #11