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31. Silly you. Birds aren't real, Deb.

Thu Jun 5, 2025, 02:05 PM

Jun 5

https://birdsarentreal.com/

A few facts from their FAQ page.

https://birdsarentreal.com/pages/faq

What do you mean ‘Birds Aren’t Real’?

The term “Birds Aren’t Real” refers to biological “Birds” no longer existing on United States soil. After the government forcibly made the entire species extinct in the 20th century, all of these real birds were replaced with surveillance drones designed to look just like Birds. To simplify- Birds no longer exist in the U.S. as a biological lifeform, thus, Birds Aren’t Real!

What is bird poop?

Bird poop was originally thought to be oil discharge from earlier bird drone models. After further research though, this was disproven. Bird poop irregularly falls on vehicles in large amounts. Recent studies show that 87% of Bird Poop in populated areas falls on people’s cars. Why is this? Confidential documents leaked in 2018 revealing that “Bird Poop” is actually a form of liquidated tracking apparatus. If you walk outside and notice some bird poop just “happened” to fall on your car, be aware that you are now being tracked by the United States Government. It is recommended you clean your car exterior regularly to avoid this.

Green herons, to answer your question.

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What are your favorite wild bird/birds? any kind. Mine is the owl and hummingbird. Thank you [View all] debm55 Jun 5 OP

Hummingbird of course. Especially now they're very active. Walleye Jun 5 #1

Thank you very much, Walleye. I haven;t seen any lately. debm55 Jun 5 #3

chickadee lynintenn Jun 5 #2

Thank you very much for sharing, lynntenn debm55 Jun 5 #4

Goldfinches justaprogressive Jun 5 #5

Thank you justaprogressive. They sit by my window and eat from the bird feeder. Lovely creatures. debm55 Jun 5 #6

Ignoring song birds? Then I'd have to pick Colorado's abundant raptors... hlthe2b Jun 5 #7

Thank you very much for sharing with us. Song birds are fine to include. debm55 Jun 5 #11

I Love that song!! lastlib Jun 5 #14

Hermit thrush or wood thrush. LastDemocratInSC Jun 5 #8

Thank you very much LastDemocratin SC. Love songbirds. debm55 Jun 5 #12

bald eagle anciano Jun 5 #9

Thank you anciano for sharing those majestic birds. debm55 Jun 5 #13

Eagles, of course! lastlib Jun 5 #10

That you lastlib. Eagles are wonderful. Thank you for work for eagle conservancy. You have a soul of beauty. debm55 Jun 5 #15

I like all wild backyard birds Niagara Jun 5 #16

Thank you very much for your choice of birds. Beautiful selection debm55 Jun 5 #19

Maybe tragopans, markodochartaigh Jun 5 #17

Thank you very much, markodochartaigh. That is awesome. I watched them twice. debm55 Jun 5 #21

Stellars Jay FuzzyRabbit Jun 5 #18

Thank you so much, FuzzyRabbit. Our jays in SW PA have some white on them and are a lighter blue.. Beautiful debm55 Jun 5 #22

they are pretty but they used to dive bomb my cats, back when I let the cats out. nt yellowdogintexas Jun 5 #30

Thank you yellowdogintexas. They do that to my dog. debm55 Jun 5 #32

The catbird EYESORE 9001 Jun 5 #20

So sweet. thank you very much for sharing with us.EYESORE 9001 debm55 Jun 5 #23

Mockingbird, owl, osprey 2MuchNoise Jun 5 #24

Thank you very much, 2MuchNoise. Beautiful choises debm55 Jun 5 #25

Now let me think. Prairie_Seagull Jun 5 #26

HAHAHAH. Thank you very much, Prairie_Seagull debm55 Jun 5 #27

Hummingbirds, definitely and piliated woodpeckers. yellowdogintexas Jun 5 #28

I saw this on FB. CrispyQ Jun 5 #33

Thank you, CrispyQ. Very funny. debm55 Jun 5 #38

Thank you very much yellowdogintexas. i have owls in my tree. I always wanted to have an owl box. debm55 Jun 5 #39

Red winged blackbird discntnt_irny_srcsm Jun 5 #29

That bird is beautiful. thank you for sharing with us, discntnt_irny_srcsm. debm55 Jun 5 #34

Silly you. Birds aren't real, Deb. CrispyQ Jun 5 #31

That.s strange. Green herons are beautiful. Thank you very much CrispyQ debm55 Jun 5 #40

I like all birds, but I am partial to the Tufted Titmouse, the Carolina Wren, and all hummingbirds. Solly Mack Jun 5 #35

Thank you very much,Solly Mack. One year while teaching, a female titmouse had her nest on my window sill. We were able debm55 Jun 5 #41

Seeing the first robin of spring always makes me happy TexasBushwhacker Jun 5 #36

Same here, TexasBushwhacker. Thank you very much for your post. debm55 Jun 5 #37

Magpies and Crows CanonRay Jun 5 #42

Thank you very much, CanonRay. Yes,,they are both unique. Thank you for sharing debm55 Jun 5 #44

Cardinals for backyard birds and Snowy/Arctic Owls for the unusual. catbyte Jun 5 #43

Wow, you are so lucky. I love Snowy Owls, Beautiful creatures. Thank you catbyte for sharing. debm55 Jun 5 #46

My favorite bird call is the Northern Flicker CanonRay Jun 5 #45

Thank you very much, CanonRay. for sharing with us. debm55 Jun 5 #47

all of them AllaN01Bear Jun 5 #48

Thank you very much, AllaN01Bear. debm55 Jun 5 #49

Northern Goshawk waterwatcher123 Jun 5 #50

Thank you very much, waterwatcher123 for sharing with us. debm55 Jun 5 #53

Any bird of prey. RandySF Jun 5 #51

Thank you very much, RandySF. I love watching them soar in the air. debm55 Jun 5 #52

Carolina Chickadee alfredo Jun 5 #54

Thank you very much, alfredo. Sweet birds. debm55 Jun 5 #59

I love slate-colored juncos, especially their little pale pink beaks. 3catwoman3 Jun 5 #55

Thank you 3catwoman3 for your favorites. Around here cardinals are winter birds I have never seen a cardinal in the debm55 Jun 5 #60

My favorite wild bird is the Peregrine Falcon JMCKUSICK Jun 5 #56

Thank you very much.John, They are fascinating creatures. debm55 Jun 5 #61

Roadrunner, without a doubt. (nt) Paladin Jun 5 #57

Oh I wish I could see a roadrunner in real life instead of the cartoon version. Thank you very much, Paladin. debm55 Jun 5 #63

Grew up with them in south Texas. Paladin Jun 5 #67

Crows and eagles nt doc03 Jun 5 #58

Thank you doc03, We have both around SW PA. I love to watch them fly. debm55 Jun 5 #64

Big Old Blue Jays beemerphill Jun 5 #62

Thank you beemerphill. I think they can be a bit of a pain noise wise for some people. I don't know. Love their debm55 Jun 5 #65

Pileated woodpecker. nt PufPuf23 Jun 5 #66

Thank you very much PufPuf23 debm55 Jun 5 #68

Off hand: hummers (like little jewels), small owls (so cute), quetzels (gorgeous color & feathers), and... electric_blue68 Jun 5 #69

Thank you very much, electric_blue68. Your three selections are all wonderful. and unique. Thank you for posting your debm55 Jun 5 #70

Hummingbirds red dog 1 Jun 5 #71

Thank you very much red dog1. what a wonderfful video. Thank you for sharing. debm55 Jun 6 #72

Hawks ProfessorGAC Jun 6 #73

Yes, it does sound awesome to watch. thank you for sharing that majestic flight.ProfessorGAC debm55 Jun 6 #74

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hahahahahahah. Enjoy. wyn borkins. debm55 Jun 7 #81

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I will edit my post. I am very sorry. debm55 Jun 7 #84

This message was self-deleted by its author wyn borkins Jun 7 #87

Thank you very much wyn. I will always be your friend to. I didn't want to hurt you. debm55 Jun 7 #89

Grew up in Maine Squeaky41 Jun 7 #76

Thank you very much, Squeaky41. Enjoy your retirement listening to the birds sweet songs. debm55 Jun 7 #85

Toucans and Cockatoos. sinkingfeeling Jun 7 #77

Beautiful birds. Thank you very much for sharing with us, sinkingfeeling. debm55 Jun 7 #86

Red head woodpecker, cardinals, blue jays, doves and we also get crows. TommieMommy Jun 7 #78

Great selection of birds. TommieMommy. All unique and beautiful in their own way. debm55 Jun 7 #88

Co-favs: Owls and Woodpeckers... Wuddles440 Jun 7 #79

What a wonderful choice of birds. Thank you very much Wuddles440 for sharing with us. debm55 Jun 7 #91

That's a tough one. Littlered Jun 7 #80

We have wild turkeys around here also. That must be the male. the female turkeys are not as colorful. Thank you for debm55 Jun 7 #92

Woodpeckers and of course hummingbirds. lark Jun 7 #83

Thank you very much, lark. Thank you for sharing the birds that you love. debm55 Jun 7 #90