Did you know it's illegal to pour milk into wine... [View all]

For real... it's against the law to pour milk into wine and let the milk curdle and then freeze it.

The reason it's illegal is because when you strain out all the ice, you have something close to bootlegged liquor.

So whatever you do... even though it's absolutely delicious and completely safe... it is 100% illegal and well you also won't get a hangover... so it promotes drunkeness!

Please, don't try this at home...

And defintely don't do it to cheap vodka and rum... you know that shit that tastes like paint thinner! Yes... it completely ruins the paint thinner taste... and you have to use like pineapple juice to curdle the milk... YUCK! Who likes juice? Any juice really... lemon, orange... anything citrus... limes... whatever... you pour in the milk, squirt in the citrus and YOU GO TO PRISON with the rest of the degens.

And deservedly so... yes, it's delicious and better for you but ILLEGAL!!!

When you're in jail, don't say I didn't warn you!