One day a cop was watching traffic [View all]

when he saw a car swerving around. He pulls the car over and asks the driver what's going on? The man says take a look in the back. In the back of the car are 4 penguins. The cop says, "penguins," take them to the zoo already." Now get out of here.

A week later the cop sees the same car again swerving. He pulls the car over and says not you again. The cop looks in the back and there are the 4 penguins, but now they are all sporting sunglasses. The cop exclaims, "I thought I told you to take them to the zoo."

The man says, " I did, now I'm taking them to the beach."