The DU Lounge

…was driving through the desert one day when his car overheated and had to be towed to a garage. The mechanic told the penguin that it’d be awhile, so the penguin took a stroll. ‘Jeez, it’s hot,’ thought the penguin - when suddenly he saw an ice cream stand. He purchased a foot-tall soft-serve vanilla cone and started devouring it, the ice cream melting in the sun and getting all over penguin’s face. When the penguin returned to the garage, the mechanic said, ‘looks like you blew a seal,’ to which the penguin replied, ‘oh, this is just ice cream.’