Sabrina Carpenter [View all]

Sabrina Carpenter is a brunette.





A former Disney Princess, she tried to capitalize on her moderate celebrity with some fruitless albums and acting.

Her success today was manufactured by Taylor Swift



who took her under her wing on tour then set Jack Abramoff's songwriting team to compose some hits; The first being Expresso.

And the fame machine swung into full gear.



This year she played Glastonbury.



It irks me to see her name mentioned in the same breath as genuine artists like Billie Eilish and Olivia Rodrigo. Her current 'hit' is Manchild written by Jack Antonoff, Amy Allen, and (of course) Sabrina Carpenter.