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ShazzieB

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9. Remember the old joke about the 500 lb gorilla?

Reply to George McGovern (Reply #2)

Mon Oct 13, 2025, 01:58 PM

7 hrs ago

Q: Where does a 500 gorilla sleep?
A: Anywhere he wants to!

I think they got it wrong. Cats are the ones that sleep anywhere and everywhere they want to, and KC is showing us how it's done right here!

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Just a note before I go. "SoggyDoggy" and our new DU member. [View all] George McGovern Yesterday OP

Well, welcome to JenXFedX22. If she's ok with Shadow, she's ok with me. Poor Shadow, I LoisB Yesterday #1

Hi Lois -- Shadow's fine. Her coat dries rather quickly inside the warm house. George McGovern Yesterday #2

That is hilarious. LoisB Yesterday #5

Thanks! George McGovern Yesterday #6

Remember the old joke about the 500 lb gorilla? ShazzieB 7 hrs ago #9

Big welcome to Jen!!! SheltieLover Yesterday #3

Welcome to DU JenXFedX22. Diamond_Dog Yesterday #4

Just keeping it warm. Very warm. Now considered to be a "pet bed". Thanks Diamond_Dog! George McGovern Yesterday #7

Poor Shadow! Soaking wet. Callalily 13 hrs ago #8