Georgia

Except he used a razor strap, a wooden pole, a pig slapper, his belt, or whatever he could get his hands on. He once sliced my leg open with a flyswatter because I did not come into the living room fast enough. I was four.

Since this is Georgia, let's see if the status quo downplays this. I expect them to do so, to be honest.

Or, did they deserve it, as people used to tell me? (This is sarcasm, btw.)