Indiana

.... no I can not dispense birth control or the morning after pill because it is against my strict religious convictions.

The gift of child birth is a gift from God and we have no right to meddle in God's plan for procreation in any way, shape, and/or form. It must be a total natural occurrence without mankind meddling and messing with God's natural order and plans.

Now Cialis and Viagra for male erectile dysfunction is a-okay okie dokie. When a man gets the urge for sex you can't get there unless you have a raging hard on. Fuck God's natural order of things - pop a blue pill - and squirt your love pudding on the ceilings and walls, and God could give a shit less your reproductive bodily fluids were wasted on plain old fashioned raunchy raw sex. As a pharmacist I am obligated to fill your pharmacological needs without personal or religious convictions getting in the way of your planned sex orgy.

Patriarchy is almost as good as being crowned king - special dispensations always coming your way.

This is a man's world - woman are mere chattel. Shut up and bake some cookies.

(Neanderthal thinking zone here.)