Texas

... is lower than snake shit in a tire track. Apologies to snake shit, of course.
How is it that the people of Texas – even the ones so dirt stupid they couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel – not see that the worst of the worst that the GOP had to offer – namely Abbott and his two dirtbag sidekicks, Patrick and Paxton – are systematically destroying the Lone Star State?
What the everlasting fuck is the matter with these people? Or is the fact that they're liars, cheats, and thieves actually the collection of character flaws they admire most about them? Recent studies of Republicans' personalities suggest that this may, indeed, be the case.